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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Back To School" Hope, and it’s September and I wanna tell you, those McCartys have been having a wild and wacky time. 

How about that Rick McCarty on TV showing people in Detroit rerouting City water using rusty pipes. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen any Detroit Pipes look that bad since Aretha Franklin got sick. Isn’t that wild?

How about Evan McCarty going to San Diego, California to attend the Gemological Institute of America. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone that happy to work with Old Stones since Keith Richards. Isn’t that something?

How about Austin McCarty running the Motor City Triathalon. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone swim, bike, and run in Detroit since Rick McCarty had to get home from MacKenzie High School. Isn’t that wild?

And did you see Larry and Gina were in Hawaii? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a happier couple on an island since Wilson and Tom Hanks in Castaway. Isn’t that something?

How about Larry & Gina going to see Rod Stewart & Cyndi Lauper, wasn’t that something? That’s the most they’ve enjoyed seeing an older couple sing since the opening to “All in the Family”. Isn’t that wild?

And did you see that bus with Steve McCarty’s face on it? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen such a stiff expression on a bus, since Keanu Reeves was in Speed. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve and Kristen golfing together in Rochester. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many missing balls since the National Transgender Convention. Isn’t that wild?

I hope you all have a good month and...

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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