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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob ďJingle BellsĒ Hope and I want to tell you it is going to be a wild and wacky Christmas season in 2016 with the McCartys.

How about that Mike McCarty getting a pacemaker last month? Wasnít that something? Mike hadnít seen an irregular beat like that since Bradley Mathers tried to play ďWipe OutĒ. Isnít that wild?

And how about Jenna and Steve McCarty taking a limo to the Hob Nobble Gobble? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anything that long and white in Detroit since Darko Milicic. Isnít that something?

And how about Donald Trump winning the State of Michigan? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen the Polls that wrong in Michigan since the Smylnyckys thought if they sat in their lawn chairs on the property line, Bob McCarty would quit watering the grass. Isnít that wild?

How about Kelly and Margaret going to see the Pistons lose? Wasnít that wild? I have seen anyone that disappointed at the Palace since Anne Boleyn. Isnít that something?

How about Larry McCarty going to South Point Casino in Las Vegas for work. Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that much gambling involving a Car Wash since DJ tried to fix his windshield with duct tape. Isnít that wild?

And Jerry McCarty was in Las Vegas last month also and played video poker. Isnít that wild? Thatís the first time heís seen 2 Queens on a video screen since Queen Elizabeth knighted Elton John. Isnít that something?

Did you see those photos of Chris McCartyís ankle sprain? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anything that black and blue in Oregon since the protesters found a Trump voter in Portland. Isnít that something?

I hope you all have a great holiday and....

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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