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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA
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3. How many squares, of any size, can you find on this chess board which do not contain a Rook? Answer

Q. What unusual distinction is shared by all these animals?
Antelope, buffalo, cod, deer, elk, moose, sheep, shrimp, and squid.


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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Missouri and Tennessee each border eight U.S. states, more than any other. But what other state *also* borders eight different states?
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TEXAS
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Congrats to: P Smurf

DID YOU KNOW... Texas borders 4 American states, and 4 Mexican states to complete the answer to our question.

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS

 Hmmm... Master smells even worse than normal today.
 I smell smoke.
 Where theres smoke, there's fire!!!!
 What's that smell?
 Is that ribs or bacon????
 BBQd cat my favorite.
 Bacon, do I smell bacon?

 

 

 

 

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METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Don't hurt this guy. Who is our celebrity this month?

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LAST MONTH'S CELEB

THE ORIGINAL SURVIVING MTV VJs
Congrats to... Larry W, Gary, Lara, Jerry

CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE MONTH

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. -Conan O'Brien

METRO HALLOWEEN JOKE du JOUR

Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" 

TOP 10 REASONS TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning. 

7. Less guilt the morning after. 

6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are. 

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 

2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

YOUR EDITOR'S POLL

THIS MONTH'S QUESTION LAST MONTH'S RESULT

What are your favorite
Halloween treats?

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With summer drawing to a close, we wanted to know... What is your favorite season?
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The winner by a slight margin...
TOO MUCH HALLOWEEN PARTY?

WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THAT???
Can You Guess What This Is?



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WTH Is That?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER

 

THE EYE OF A GIANT SQUID
No one got the squid, but we accepted whale eye as well

Congrats to: Daniel, Steve O, Gwenda, Larry W, Karen, Gary, Carolyn, Kris

METRO GAS PRICES TO DRIVE FOR

McCARTY METRO GAS
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THIS MONTH'S METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS

Remember... All of our material is submitted from our readers. If you have an article or other submission, send it via email to submit@mccartymetro.com.

Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Laura Bain, Gina Deakins, Rick Farmiloe, Jerome Klotz, Chris McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Amanda Raymond

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