3. A
woman is preparing to name her 7th child. Her kids
names so far are Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her
child. Jessi, Kate, Abby or Tilly? Answer
.
4. Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not.
What is it? Answer
.
5. At a fruit stand, an orange is 18¢, a pineapple
is 27¢, and a grape is 15¢. Using logic, how much
is a mango? Answer
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LAST MONTH'S
RESULTS
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In
the 2016 Summer Olympics,
which sport will use the smallest ball?
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Table
Tennis (Ping Pong)
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Congrats to: Jerry, Valerie, Denise
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DID YOU
KNOW?
Even though golf will become an active Olympic sport
in
2016, the ping pong ball is still smaller.
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Last Month's
Caption Results
Someone blinked! Say Cheesehezbollah!
Is
that a Louis Vuitton bag? Okay, quit making those silly faces Say "shite" Schwarma, you have kibbie stuck in your teeth If only cameras could pick up BO.Make this bad boy a scratch n sniff Ok...say jihad on three Say cheese, and turn around and face me
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Last
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The Oneders
(Wonders) From The Movie That Thing
You Do with Tom Hanks
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ST.
PATRICK'S QUOTE
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"Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, peeing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad."
-Greg Fitzsimmons
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...
Darn! There goes another one!"
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AN
APPLE
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