3.
Fill in the blank below with a word that
means the same as the word on the left when read normally
and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.
Wicked __ Exist
Make a picture __ Municipal sector
What is the
only day of the week that has an anagram?
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LAST MONTH'S
RESULTS
Q. Which future NFL Hall Of Famer caught Bret
Favre's first completed NFL pass?
Bret
Favre passed to himself
.
Congrats to Jerry, Gary, Mike
.
DID YOU
KNOW ... Favre
was chosen as the 33rd pick by Atlanta in the 1991 NFL Draft. The next
year he was traded to the Green Bay
Packers in what is thought to be one of
the greatest acquisitions of all-time.
.
METRO
CAPTION CONTEST Submit an
interesting or
funny caption for this picture
Last Month's Captions
Smell my Fart. Fiddle-Foey !!!! I told you I can't smell...plus I have no taste
whatsoever. I said a little off the top! Mike McCarty a graduate of the Bob Dancer
modeling school. How come they put Hot Dogs in packages of 10 and
Buns in Packages of 8.I
either have 2 extra Hot Dogs or 6 Extra Buns! The March cover boy for "Low Tech
Monthly." Wow, that's a cool picture. I have one like it on
my wall.
METRO
SECRET CELEBRITIES What
do these 5 secret celebrities have in common.
.
Last
Month's Celebrity Results
FIDEL CASTRO
.
NO ONE GOT IT CORRECT
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QUOTABLE...
. Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.—Leprechaun (movie), 1993
YOUR
EDITOR'S MONTHLY POLL
LAST
MONTH'S RESULTS
Besides
yours' truly, who is the best guitar player of all
time?
Eddie
Van Halen
.
.
Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston's Logon airport and
wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down
his cheeks. A Texan asked him if he was homesick. 'No,
'replied the Irishman.' It's worse, I have I've lost all
me luggage.' 'That's terrible, how did that happen?'
'The cork fell out of me bottle.' Said Paddy.
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METRO
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THE
7 DAYS OF BASEBALL
by Gary Mainhardt
On the
first day God created the bat.
And the uniform including a hat.
On day two he created balls.
And an umpire to make all the calls.
Day three came God created mitts.
He threw down some rocks to give us fits.
On day four God created bases.
He created cleats and it was off to the races.
On day five God created the stands.
And filled them with people he would call fans.
On day six God was just about done.
But he had to keep score so God created the run
On day seven to sleep God would fall.
But before he did God named it baseball.
.
.
Guess Which
Of The Ladies DP Promised The First Dance To At The
Annual St. Patty's Day Dance?
.
LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
.
Harrah's
Hotel
Las Vegas
A photo
looking up
at the night sky.
Closest
was Kathlene who guessed a building
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THIS
MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS:Mike
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Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty,
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