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March / April, 2011

REGISTER TODAY FOR THE 16TH ANNUAL DAN MCCARTY GOLF CLASSIC BEING HELD ON JUNE 4TH AT TWIN LAKES. INFORMATION IS ON OUR NEWS PAGE!
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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA CONTEST

1. SAY WHAT
YOU SEE

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2. SAY WHAT
YOU SEE

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3. Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

Wicked __ Exist
Make a picture __ Municipal sector

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4. What do these words have in common? Assess, Banana, Potato, Dresser, Grammar, Revive, Uneven, Voodoo.

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What is the only day of the week that has an anagram?

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Q.  Which future NFL Hall Of Famer caught Bret Favre's first completed NFL pass?

Bret Favre passed to himself
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Congrats to Jerry, Gary, Mike

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DID YOU KNOW ... Favre was chosen as the 33rd pick by Atlanta in the 1991 NFL Draft. The next year he was traded to the Green Bay Packers in what is thought to be one of the greatest acquisitions of all-time.

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

Name: 

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Last Month's Captions

Smell my Fart.
Fiddle-Foey !!!!
I told you I can't smell...plus I have no taste whatsoever.
I said a little off the top!
 Mike McCarty a graduate of the Bob Dancer modeling school.
 How come they put Hot Dogs in packages of 10 and Buns in Packages of 8. I either have 2 extra Hot Dogs or 6 Extra Buns!
 The March cover boy for "Low Tech Monthly."
 Wow, that's a cool picture. I have one like it on my wall.

METRO SECRET CELEBRITIES
What do these 5 secret celebrities have in common.
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HINT: In honor of this movie and television award season, these 5 received the same award. Name the movie or TV show they were associated with, or what they all won.

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Last Month's Celebrity Results

FIDEL CASTRO
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NO ONE GOT IT CORRECT
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QUOTABLE...
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Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.—Leprechaun (movie), 1993

YOUR EDITOR'S MONTHLY POLL

THIS MONTH'S QUESTION

Name Your Top 3 (in order) Saturday Night Live Comedians?
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Besides yours' truly, who is the best guitar player of all time?

Eddie Van Halen

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Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston's Logon airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.  A Texan asked him if he was homesick. 'No, 'replied the Irishman.' It's worse, I have I've lost all me luggage.' 'That's terrible, how did that happen?' 'The cork fell out of me bottle.'  Said Paddy.

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METRO SPONSOR - VISIT IRELAND

THE 7 DAYS OF BASEBALL
by Gary Mainhardt

On the first day God created the bat.
And the uniform including a hat. 
On day two he created balls.
And an umpire to make all the calls.
Day three came God created mitts. 
He threw down some rocks to give us fits.
On day four God created bases.
He created cleats and it was off to the races.
On day five God created the stands.
And filled them with people he would call fans.
On day six God was just about done.
But he had to keep score so God created the run
On day seven to sleep God would fall.
But before he did God named it baseball.

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Guess Which Of The Ladies DP Promised The First Dance To At The Annual St. Patty's Day Dance?

Your Name: 

What the H E Double Hockey Sticks Is That?

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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
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Harrah's Hotel
Las Vegas

A photo looking up
at the night sky.

Closest was Kathlene who guessed a building 

OUR MCCARTY METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE

ED NOTE: All of our Metro writers are also Metro readers. I encourage everyone to submit your work to reply@mccartymetro.com and get published.

YOUR EDITORS: Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty

THIS MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Mike Borelli, Rick Farmiloe, Gary Mainhardt, Sean Markey, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Sandra Parzynski, Gwenda Perez, Joy Perkins, Chuck Pottenger, Amanda Raymond, Carole Urban

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