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QUIK PUZZLES |
METRO
TRIVIA CONTEST |
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SAY
WHAT
YOU SEE
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ZZZE
ZZEZ
ZEZZ
EZZZ
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Answer
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SAY
WHAT
YOU SEE
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Answer
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Guess
these words
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F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM |
Answers
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Steve
O walked into a restaurant in Vegas for lunch. He
asked the
waitress if she is good at solving puzzles. She
replied, "I'm the best." So Steve said,
"I'll have sausage and noodles drenched with
ice cream, hashed. If you bring me what I
really want I'll leave you a $100 tip." A few
minutes later she brought him exactly what he
wanted. What did Steve O eat for lunch? Answer
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(note... Steve welched on the bet)
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Former Green
Bay and Minnesota
Viking quarterback Bret Favre, threw his first NFL
completion to a person who is probably just as famous a
name as he. What is the name of the former NFL great who
caught Bret's first comletion?
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LAST MONTH'S
RESULTS
Q. Which
performer
has won the most CMAs (County Music Awards) in the history
of the show?
GEORGE
STRAIT
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NO ONE GOT IT CORRECT
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DID YOU
KNOW ... George Straits
influences are Merle Haggard, Bob Wills
& His Texas Playboys, Hank Williams,
George Jones, Frank Sinatra. George says. "Maybe
someday I'll do an album of old Sinatra-flavored
swing with a huge band."
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THOUGHTFUL VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT |
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Kelly asked
his brother Steve, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Steve, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Kelly added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Steve smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.' |
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
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Your
Editor's
Colon (Powell)
Congrats
to Steve M who
recognized my cute diverticulosis |
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OUR MCCARTY METRO
WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE
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ED NOTE: All of our
Metro writers are also Metro readers. I encourage everyone to submit your work to reply@mccartymetro.com
and get published.
YOUR EDITORS:
Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty
THIS
MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Mike
Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Mike Dakesian, Rick Farmiloe, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty,
Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Chuck Pottenger,
Amanda Raymond, Chris & Bev Rzepka, Denise Sidor
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Merry Christmas From Your Ho Ho Homie!
