Hello, this is Bob “Be My Valentine” Hope and I want tell you ladies and gentlemen it is has been a wild and wacky couple of months since the last McCarty Metro.

How about that Chris McCarty going to Lamaze class. Isn't that wild? I haven’t seen a person look so awkward in a class since Mike McCarty took trampolining at Michigan State. Isn’t that something?

And how about the McCarty Metro sponsored Viva Las Vegas Outing where Kelly and Jerry lost lots of money in Blackjack? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many bad busts since Dr. Fenner stopped doing Boob Jobs. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Kelly McCarty spilling food on his shiny Las Vegas shirt? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that much fabric ruined since the Minneapolis MetroDome caved in. Isn’t that something?

And how about that new Senior Living Center that Mom McCarty moved into? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen so many Grumpy Old People since Jerry and DJ won the St. Michael’s Singles Club Road Rally. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Crazy Jerod Loughner going on that shooting spree in Tucson? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a bald headed guy spaz out like that in the desert since Dennis McCarty found out the Saudi XM Radio cancelled the Motown Station. Isn’t that something?

Goodnight Ladies & Gentlemen!!

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