4. What number gives the same result when it is added to 5 as when it is multiplied by 5? Answer

5. Multiply the number of letters in the sign of the lion by the number of letters in the sign of the bull. Subtract the number of letters in the sign of the fish. Divide by the number of letters in the sign of the crab. Multiply by the number of letters in the sign of the twins. What is the answer? Answer

6. There's a certain 10-digit number where that the 1st digit is equal to the number of zeros in the entire number, the 2nd number is the number of 1's in the entire number, and so on, to where the 10th digit is the number of 9's in the number. What is the number? Answer

Q. What country has the most natural lakes in the world?

LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

In baseball, what player has the best all time win/loss percentage of any pitcher with at least 15 victories against the heralded New York Yankees?

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WILLIE NELSON
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A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He is in the upper bunk and she is in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own flippin' blanket". After a moment of silence, he farted. The End