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3. Turn me on my side and I'm everything. Cut me in half and I'm nothing. What am I?
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4. There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
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5. Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. (Pure boxing only. There are no kicking or takedowns). One of the boxers gets knocked out after only six rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 In high school, he was voted "most likely to get a head."
I think I jumped a little too high.
Elvis has just left the building.
HOLY CRAP!!!!
What an ass!
A
sneak preview of Austin & Kristina's wedding
You're right! There IS a wedding reception on the floor above
us!
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METRO WORDS
OF WISDOM...
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Can
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MONTH'S ANSWER |
Lord
Athol Layton
(from Big Time Wrestling) |
| Congrats: Mike |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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I was not a Major League catcher! |
Eyes
in the sand? |
Not
in Lincoln, Nebraska |
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LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
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| Mick
Jagger |
Ordinary
Table
Salt |
Indianapolis,
Indiana |
| Congrats:
Lake |
Sorry...
No one got it correct |
Congrats: Alexa |
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If you have
a Who / What / Where photo for a future issue, submit
them (with answers) to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
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The Day Steve Hurts The Family! Quits
His Dream And Decides To Become A CPA
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FIRST DAY BACK IN SCHOOL |
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STILL A
PANDEMIC
SHORT ESSAY
NOT ENOUGH!
SAD,
BUT TRUE
I CAN
RELATE TO THIS
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A 21ST
CENTURY STUDENT
WHAT A
DIFFERENCE 13 YEARS MAKE
THE NEED
FOR MORE TECHNOLOGY
WWW DOT...
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THE VARIOUS EMOTIONS ON THE FIRST DAY BACK TO
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Brian McCarty, Kitty Gereg,
Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty |
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