Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Happy Holidays” Hope and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky holiday season with the McCartys.

How about that Gene Skladnowski finding out he was a McCarty from his DNA Test. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone that happy to find Cousins since the Washington Redskins. Isn’t that something?

How about Mike and Karen going to Portugal? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anybody that happy to be in Europe since Roman Polanski. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty having Chemotherapy, Uranium Injections, and a Lupron injection all during Thanksgiving Week? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone have to deal with that many pricks in one week since Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Isn’t that something?

How about Olivia McCarty celebrating her 4th Birthday at Chuck E. Cheese? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a McCarty get that many tickets since Larry McCarty sold his Plymouth Duster. Isn’t that wild?

How about Larry and Gina building a carport for their Golf Cart? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anything in Tennessee that unstable since Miley Cyrus? Isn’t that something?

How about Steve McCarty, Larry, and Gina going to Maggiano’s to listen to Jeff Alfiero play piano? Wasn’t that something? I have seen anyone play with that many keys since Schneider on “One Day at a Time.” Isn’t that wild?

How about all the McCarty Brothers going to Las Vegas in January? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a meeting of that many losers since the San Francisco 49ers played the Cleveland Browns. Isn’t that something?

Merry Christmas and...

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