Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to tell you, it has been a wild and wacky Autumn so far. There has been so much happening with the McCarty’s.

How about that Amanda McCarty being exhausted after her 18-Hour flight to Singapore? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone that tired of the New Journey since Steve Perry. Isn’t that wild?

How about Margaret McCarty driving 2 weeks to Oregon? Wasn’t that wild? That means she has spent more time with North West than Kim Kardashian. Isn’t that something? 

How about that Jerry and Kelly McCarty going to the Henry Ford II Reunion? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many old broken down products of Ford from the 70’s since the Pinto. Isn’t that wild?

How about Kelly & Margaret celebrating their 31st Wedding Anniversary with 3 sons, 2 daughter in-laws, and 3 grandkids? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen 2 people have such an effect on so many lives since Benson & Hedges. Isn’t that something?

How about Austin McCarty skydiving on his birthday? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone cover that many feet since Pic-Way Shoes. Isn’t that wild?

How about Larry McCarty spending time with grandson, Robbie, and then taking Gina in a canoe on the Caney River. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone go up the river because of a kid, since Jared from Subway. Isn’t that something?

And, how about Mike McCarty writing a song about all of his fake medical conditions for the Grand Rapids Training Hospital? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone sing about a medical condition since Jerry Lee Lewis sang “Great Balls of Fire”. Isn’t that wild?

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