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What
country am I? I am a 9-letter word! My 1-4
letters is a harmonious verb, my 4-6 letters is
a brand name, my 6-9 is on your face. What
country am I? Answer | 5.
There's a
land where there's mommies and daddies but no
babies. Books but no libraries. Mirrors but no
reflections. Kittens but no cats. Cattle but no
cows. Lollipops but no candy and trees but no
forests. It's the land of what? Answer | | 6.
I live
above a star, but do not burn. I have 11
friends that do not turn. My initials are
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.Question: Your
first little trick or treater is a little boy, dressed in
a space suit that has a badge reading 'Space Ranger', his
costume also has a light green belt. Who is this space
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LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER
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About 40% of McDonald’s profits come
from the sales of
what menu item?
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THE
HAPPY MEAL
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Pardon me "but do you have any grey
poupon"?
Ford's new campaign "get
some head in a focus"
Ah, I love it when they leave
their latté in the car!
Hey, what are you two
DOING????
Drivers license and
registration please
Hey, you got any peanut
butter cups or muffins in there
Uh, excuse me. Which way to
the lake?
Rick McCarty's alternative to a tree stand.
He lures the deer in with a White Castle and then rolls the
power window up on his next until he chokes
Steve McCarty dumping the rest of the deer
after decorating his basement
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The
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A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The
mom answered, 'God made Adam and Eve, and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys, from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' Mom answered, 'Well, dear, it is quite simple...I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his!
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that you were so afraid of are just foreclosures. Then
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