Well this is Bob “Springtime” Hope and I want to tell you Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m looking forward to a great Spring and Summer.

How about that Steve McCarty, isn’t he wild?  He’s been busy this Tax Season.  I heard he looked at Kelly McCarty’s tax return and said that he hadn’t seen a return that shaky since he audited Muhammad Ali’s hand written Form 1040.  Isn’t that something?

And you can bet Kristen and Steve are looking forward to going to Florida to escape the cold weather of Michigan.  I haven’t seen anyone so happy to go somewhere since Michael Jackson got asked to do Pre-School Pickup.  Isn’t that wild??

And, how about Kelly McCarty losing all his money at the Lupus Poker Tournament?  Wasn’t that wild?  People said they hadn’t seen anybody get beat that quickly since Chris Brown went speed dating.  Isn’t that something?

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And Steve McCarty didn’t do much better playing poker.  I heard they haven’t seen anyone suck like that since Michael Phelps went to Snoop Doggs birthday party.  Isn’t that wild?

How about that Video Chat Room at the McCarty Metro?  Isn’t that something?  I haven’t seen anything that boring on the Internet since YouTube had an hour long video of Al Gore playing Risk.  Isn’t that wild?

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