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Chris
& Amanda's Upcoming
Wedding Receptions
July 18, 2009
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September 5, 2009 - In Michigan |
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QUIK BRAIN TEEZERS
.1. What's this? yyyy
DECISION Answer | 2. What's this? nnnn
POLICY .Answer
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In Grand
Rapids, Michigan, 5% of all the people
living there have unlisted phone numbers. If
Mike was to select 100 names at random from the
phone book, on average, how many of these
people would have unlisted phone numbers? Answer | 5.
A cop was
walking past a restaurant when he heard someone
scream - "No John, not the gun!" He
ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a
milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He
promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested
him. He didn't witness the shooting and there
was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the
person and no one told him who the killer was. How
did the policeman instantly know it was the
milkman? Answer |
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TRIVIA
.Question: How
many months in the US have no major religious or
national holidays? |
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.LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER
Of the top 10 items sold in grocery stores around the
country, only 2 items are not food. What are those 2
items?
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Toilet
Paper & Batteries
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JULY STAFF Mike
Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Chandra Clarke, Lance DeVous,
Dan Gibson,
Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty, Kelly
McCarty, Kristen McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Ryan
McCarty,
Gwenda Perez, Chuck Pottenger, Beverly Rzepka, Denise Sidor,
Ben Toner, Bev Van Walleghm, Larry Wendt |
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this photoLast Month's Captions 
Jim and Spock reach the final frontier
Vulcan anatomy is different than humans, turn your head and cough
Spock, it's time for your yearly breast
exam
Bad Touch
Hey his boobs are pointy too!
Damn it Jim! For the last time my boobs
are not bigger than yours!
"And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will
always love yooooooooooooouuuu..."
Oh man, they're beaming up 'Brad Savage
and the Cockroaches' to play for the annual trekky
ball!
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Arnold
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WINNERS
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Karen
S, Jerry M, Kathlene M, Lance D, Matt S, Steve O,
Shallow, Bruce H |
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METRO WORD OF THE MONTH
Definition:
The teeth of a resident of Tennessee
Sentence: Bubba has Summer Teeth - summer here and summer there.
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IN CASE...
Just in case you had nothing to think about today .... At five minutes and six seconds after 4:00 a.m. on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be:
This will never happen again in our lifetimes.
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MY
MEXICAN NIGHTMARE
The night your Metro editor ate enchiladas
and drank the water in Mexico
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