Dear Editor, What's with Larry being a "Big Guy" in the Christmas
Draw? I thought all the kids in Parkman were little guys.
-Julian E. Smith
ED NOTE: Here is the criteria of being a "big guy".
If you had to listen to Mako practice "Little Red Riding
Hood" for the Lost Cause on the guitar, or if you jumped on Ricky's "Hollywood" bed and hit your head on the
slanted ceiling or if you watched DJ
choke on his hamburger and noodles... you must be a big guy. Now
on the other hand... If you know what Tick Tock, Hot Lava, and
Double Trouble are, and can tell me where the spaceship was in
the Space Ship Game, then you may be a little guy. I
believe Larry to be a BIG GUY!
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Dear Editor. Hey!
Were is Dana's picture?!? -Amanda
ED NOTE: My name is Jose Jimenez. I'm assuming you mean Bill
Dana.
I just got his picture with Steve Allen. Here it is.
Dear Editor, Why so f-in early in the season again (Gull Lake)? Haven’t we all
attained a level of success that allows us to splurge and spend
another hundy to have a SHOT at decent weather? -Jerome
ED NOTE: I will let my brother
Steve answer this one. Jerome - no. Perhaps you missed the
part that says you just have to attend, not organize. Should
you choose to do more, you can pick the dates. -Steve |
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Dear Editor. Any chance Peanut and Jocko will be honored with a
McCarty Metro Lifetime Achievement Award at the next M&M
Awards? -Flatulent Fan
ED NOTE: As long as I am the editor, they have a good chance.
I'm getting a little sick and tired of the Academy fawning all
over that Goofus and Gallant every year!!!
Dear Ed, I heard that Eric Swan is writing songs with Evan
McCarty. Will Brad Savage and Eric Swan ever write another song?
-National Enquirer
ED NOTE: While it is true that Evan and his dad wrote and
performed the song as the background music for the Kids
Table, right here in this month's McCarty Metro, the chances
that Eric & Brad writing together anytime soon is
contractually impossible. Brad has signed an exclusive agreement
and teamed up with Steve &
Larry McCarty, and the threesome already have a good start with
1 song about digging holes, 1 about Styrofoam, and just when the
three started to write a song about Las Vegas, one of the
writers decided to upchuck the whole idea in the Fremont.
