McCarty Metro News

Dateline Macomb
The McCarty Metro's annual Employee Dinner Dance is scheduled for December 24, 1998. The Palace of Auburn Hills has already been booked by some other engagement, so the party will be held once again at Mom's house. The scheduled entertainment are Jean & Joan Brad Savage. Steve & Kristen will be on hand to do their 148 Swami questions. Rick will be warming up his Alfred Hitchcock impression. Also on the agenda will be the traditional phone calls to Mom from employees around the world. (be there at 5:30 AM to get Saudi Arabia')

Dateline Fraser
The brand new 1998 - 1999 Fraser Rambler web page is up and running. Kelly runs the site once again this year and there are all sorts of information to be had. Each week there will be a new trivia question. 

Editorial Apology
As editor of the On-Line McCarty Metro, I would like to apologize for some things that were on last month's page. First of all, I would like to apologize for my son Austin for telling his Uncle Steve to bite me... er... him. Secondly, I would also like to apologize for using derogatory language last month in the Letters To The Editor. It was probably one of the best liked letters in the short history of this page, but it was totally uncalled for. I would also like to apologize to Mom for having spilled the beans about Steve being adopted. Also, an apology goes out to the fine citizens of Long Beach, CA, who had to endure looking at my ass out of the Queen Mary in '78. I could go on and on, but I would only be apologizing next month for things I said this month.

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