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What
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Why
shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
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Where can you always find 'gold', but there's no gold at all?
Answer
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When
does a potato stop being Irish? Answer
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Which five-letter Irish
last name can be spelled with just two? Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Is that Steve's new car? -Margaret
New Jersey parking lot ... nothing to see here! -Lake
The previous owner was a little old alien who only drove it to the Andromeda Galaxy on Sundays. As is. -Mike
There's a space! -Rick
Outer space we have landed! -Elias
Is that an AMC Pacer? - Larry
Everybody
loves drive-in movies! -Donna
Don't you think we have waited long enough for the movie to start.. I hate drive-in theaters. -Robert
Intergalactic Double-wide! -Donna
MOONIES Salvage From space junk to big
trunks.. come on down. -Ron
Now those illegal aliens are taking up two parking spaces! - Lake
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WHAT
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WHERE
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Ear
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Congrats: Steve,
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Congrats: SteveO,
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Last
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Who's
Poster Did You Have On
Your
Bedroom Wall When You
Were Young?
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Responses Were...
Tom
Selleck, Pink Floyd, Ted Nugent, Marvin Gaye, Smokey Robinson,
Elton John, KISS, Eddie Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Led Zeppelin, Farrah Fawcett, Elton John, Taylor Swift, Brad Savage & The Cockroaches, Davy Jones, Bobby Sherman
Thank
You To Our Voters...
Kitty, Margaret, Robert, Linda, Scholl, Olivia,
Kelly
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TAX
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APRIL
FOOLS DAY |
EASTER
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HIDING THE
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PAYBACK AT VILLA BELLA
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I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Elias Chapa, Dennis Devine, Kitty Gereg,
Dennis McCarty, Kelly
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