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Inside the building, the half of population of people plus you will total up to 100!" How many of us are inside of this building?
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What goes up
but won't come down?
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5. I am the first on earth, and you see me once in February, 3 times in September, and twice in December, but you'll never find me in July or August. What am I?
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What has a head and a tail, but no body?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Hey, act like you've seen them before! -Tim
(thought
balloon from guy on the right) "What the . . .?" -Chuck
Coming
from the producers of "Horror House".."Balls of Fury" -Lake
Chinese Bowler, Wan Hung Low polishes his balls
-Larry
My balls are shiner than your balls! -Kitty
(rap music playing) I like big balls and I cannot lie!
-Rob
Our
market has a new bagger. You should see him chase carts. -Mike
Brad Savage no longer has schweaty balls. -Lake
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SOME IRISH
WORDS OF WISDOM
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this boy and his dog |
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Spinner
From
the cartoon Clutch Cargo |
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No one got it correct! |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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them or the group they were part of
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name of this Lifesaver
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It's
not a monkey, it's a big key!
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| Fr.
Guido Sarducci |
Fed
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Casey,
Illinois |
| Congrats:
Lake |
Congrats:
Margaret, Scholl |
Congrats:
Margaret, Lake |
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Last
Month's Poll - Would
You Rather Get
Roses or
Chocolates on
Valentine's Day?
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Chocolates
won this poll with an
89% favorable reply compared
to only 11% for roses!
(I
got m'lady both to to cover my
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Dyeing Easter Eggs With
Mom & Jerry
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St. Patrick's Day
Her Irish
saying!
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Easter
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PETER RABBIT
GOT HIMSELF SLAPPED
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CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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April Fools Day
Paybacks
at Villa Bella are Hell!
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those Lockhorns!
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Tax Day
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WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF THE IRS?
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Robert Balch, Elias Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Kris
Hall, Tim
Korthals, Brad McCarty, Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristina McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Steve McCarty, Val McCarty, Chuck Rzepka, Phil Ventura |
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