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Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive. But, one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I?
Answer
4.
Why is the letter F like death?
Answer
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Michael
J. has a short one. Arnold has a long one.
Madonna has one, but does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?
Answer
6.
The number 8,549,176,320 is a unique number. What is so special about it?
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What coat goes on wet?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 WHO THE HELL IS THIS??? -Kitty
Mom! What happened to Austin????
-Linda
Brad
found another Japanese softball player with scary strength! -Kelly
No
need to give me the parka back. It's all yours! -John
The
first 'person' I met who is taller than Brad! -Dave
Monkey see. Monkey do.
-Gina
Twins? -Lake
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Batman
fKing
Tut from the 1960s TV series |
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Mary Jo, Lance, Lake, Rob, Gene, Elias,
Donna, Phil, Gina |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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the sit-com wife this beauty played |
Batting
fourth... |
Pinocchio
has 2 lips |
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LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
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Stallone |
Inside
of a baseball |
Mackinaw
City, Michigan |
Congrats: Brad, Elias, Mike, Lake, SteveO,
Rick, Linda, Dantzer, Billy Bob,
Gina |
Congrats:
Gina, Lake |
Congrats: Booch, SteveO, Rick, Billy Bob,
Gina, Lake |
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If you have
a Who / What / Where photo for a future issue, submit
them (with answers) to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
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movies that you think everyone
should see at least once in their lifetime
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movie mentioned most...
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Here
are all the movies you suggested
(in order of votes)...
Bohemian
Rhapsody, Gone With The Wind, My Cousin Vinny, Saving Private Ryan, The Godfather, The Wizard of Oz, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Few Good Men,
Alien, Caddyshack,
Funny Farm, The
Godfather, Good Burger, Goon, Gorgo, It's a Wonderful Life, Out Of Africa,
Princess Bride,
Schindler's List, Shawshank Redemption,
Sound of Music,
Star Wars,
The Matrix,
The Untouchables, The Wedding Singer, Tremors, Yesterday |
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Austin McCarty jumps out
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LAST ROAD TRIP
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THE SAME TEMPERATURE
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Knox Ashton, Laura Bain, Becky
Balch, Jake Balch, Robert Balch, Shayne Balch, Henry
Besselsen, Natalie Besselsen, Kaitlyn Brewer, Elias Chapa,
Andrew Charles, Chipster, Kitty Gereg, Scarlett Grace, Bobby Gray,
Emily Herron, Aaron Howarth, Brian Howarth, Lacey James,
Iris Jane, Chris Love, Jim Matczak, Sophia
Matczak, Alexa McCarty, Amanda McCarty, Chris McCarty,
Cooper McCarty, Gina McCarty, Jenna McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Luke McCarty, Margaret McCarty,
Megan McCarty, Mia McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Missy McCarty, Ryan McCarty, Steve McCarty,
Marianne Rzepka, Tracy
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