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A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
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What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
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If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
Answer
6. What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Houston, we have a problem.
-Mike
Holy Hell! I ate
too much cabbage!!
-Kitty
No more beans for lunch!
-Linda
Oprah Winfrey Space Ex program test flight.
-Robert
Should not have eaten those beans!
-Elias
Corned Beef and Cabbage always has this effect on me!
-Gene
That
#2 combo at Taco Bell really has some fire to it! -Eric
Yikes! Should've left those beans in the bowl! -Barbara
Captain
Queef -SteveO
Put me down, Mr. Musk! -Mike M
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A FATHER'S
DAY QUOTE...
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Can
you name her, or the comic she appeared in? |
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| LAST MONTH'S ANSWER |
| The Dick Van Dyke Show |
Congrats: Mike, Linda, Robert,
Gene, John D. |
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| WHO
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
| Skinny
Jimmy? |
Here's
to eating some pie? Cheers! |
I
might not be wearing one shoe when I took this |
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MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
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| Brian
May of the band Queen |
Inside
a Cheese
Grater |
Rochester,
Minnesota |
| Congrats: Robert |
Congrats: William,
SteveO, Kathleen, Beverly, Robert, Elias, Dana, Scholl,
Mike |
Congrats: William,
Beverly |
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If you have
a Who / What / Where photo for a future issue, submit
them (with answers) to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
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LAST MONTH'S
RESPONSES Who
Are Your Greatest
Players
Of All Time In
Each Sport
Top
Vote Getters In Each Sport Were...
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Baseball
Babe Ruth |
Basketball
Michael Jordan |
Other
athletes that received votes:
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Football
Tom Brady |
Hockey
Wayne Gretzky |
Baseball: Mickey Mantle, Ken Griffey Jr, Hank Aaron, Bob Gibson, Pete Rose, Willie Mays, Ty Cobb,
Ted Williams
Basketball: Larry Bird, Wilt Chamberlain, Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Bill Russell,
Lebron James
Football: Barry Sanders, Joe Montana, Lawrence Taylor, Jim Brown, Calvin Johnson,
Alex Karras
Hockey: Bobby Orr, Gordie Howe, Stan Mikita, Dan Keczmer, Dominick Hasek,
Terry Sawchuk
THANK
YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSIONS
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32 years ago. A Metro
tribute to our dad, Robert McCarty, who passed away on June 1,
1991
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MOTHER'S DAY |
FATHER'S DAY |
| Being
nice
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| A
real Superhero
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| Ain't
that the truth!
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| Wasn't
this abolished?
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| The
job description?
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| Let's
do the Mom dance!
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| When
is it?
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| Mine
is creeping up there...
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| Some
grammar tips
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| Putting
thought into the present
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| Hints
to the kids for Father's Day
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have a card for just 'Dad'?
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Barbara, Elias Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Brian McCarty, Robert Lopez, Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Rick McCarty, Steve McCarty, Linda Nord, Millard Pickney, Gene Skladnowski, Mike Wiacek |
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