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Santa was unable to walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa to help him to walk?
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What do you call Santa when he has no money?
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5. When is the only time Christmas comes before Thanksgiving?
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What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Finally, I've been waiting for you to get dressed! -Elias
Oh hey Austin, what's up? -Brad
HOLY CRAP!! -Kitty
Day
114 on the 7 day Alaskan cruise. -Kelly
'I'm
sorry Mr. McCarty, I'm not Jingles and this ain't Boofland.' -Mike
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METRO WORDS
OF WISDOM
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Name
the movie or TV show this penguin was in |
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The
Flintstones
They
did the voices
for the cartoon |
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No one got it correct! |
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| WHO
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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I
didn't get a ring for Christmas!
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LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
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| Jason
Vorheis / Michael Myers |
Arial
view / Pyramid of Giza |
Doll's Head Trail
- Atlanta,
GA |
| Sorry...
No one got it correct |
Congrats: SteveO,
Brad M, Tom, Scholl |
Sorry...
No one got it correct |
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Last
Month's Poll - What
were your favorite
treats, and what were the worst ones
you got for Halloween?
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Most Favorite...
Heath
Bar
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The
Least Favorite...
Candy
Corn
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Others
Receiving Your Votes...
Best:
Take 5, Snickers, Peanut M&M's,
Money, Potato Chips, Charleston
Chew, Cracker Jack, Hershey Bar,
Twix, Milky Way
Worst: Good & Plenty, Tootsie Rolls,
Bit O Honey, Apples, Sour Balls,
Gummies, Dots |
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A Memorable Clip Of Jerry
Singing A Christmas Tune (Love This)
| The
Laws Of Physics
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| Office
Christmas Muzak
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| Pre-Christmas
Police Line-up
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| What
Is The Correct Pronoun?
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| Standardized
Patient?
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Real Sob Story
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| My
New Year's Flow Chart
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Did I Put That Foot?
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Pyrotechnic Display
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Personal Choice In Protection
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Elias Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Austin
McCarty, Brad McCarty, Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry
McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Steve McCarty, Ben Toner Fall
& Halloween Photo
Challenge Submissions: Austin, Bev, Bob, Brad, Diane, Elias, Fawn, Gene, Gina, Jim, John, Kelly, Kevin, Kim, Kristen, Larry, Lorrie, Margaret, Marianne, Mike, Rick |
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