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4. A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
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5. What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
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6. How can 8 + 8 = 4?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 OH MY GOD!!!!
Get the H out of there!
Duh! I don't see what the problem is?
I before E except after C
What? SHCOOL sounds right. Just like CHINA
I thought you could splel !
These
guys musta went to public SHCOOLl.
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METRO WORDS
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HI
From
the cartoon Hi & Lois |
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Elias, Gene, Lake |
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Find cool haunted houses
in your area from https://www.hauntworld.com
to get your haunt on this Halloween season. Click your state.
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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it's not your grandpa! |
Is
this a spooky
castle? |
This
is not taken on Mars |
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LAST
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Man Randy Savage |
Coffee |
Gettysburg,
Pennsylvania |
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No one got it correct |
Sorry...
No one got it correct |
Sorry...
No one got it correct |
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If you have
a Who / What / Where photo for a future issue, submit
them (with answers) to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
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LAST MONTH'S
EDITOR'S POLL RESPONSES WHAT
ARE YOUR TOP 3 SITCOMS
OF ALL-TIME?
The
most mentioned show was SEINFELD
Others
receiving votes were Frazier, Three
and a Half Men, Everybody Loves Raymond, Mom, Soap, Cheers, Mary Tyler Moore, I Love Lucy, King Of Queens, Happy Days, Modern Family, MASH, Mork & Mindy, All In The
Family
THANK
YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSIONS
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A 4 minute clip from the 1978 J.L.
Hudson's Thanksgiving Parade with host Sonny Eliot
| FOR
HALLOWEEN |
FOR
THANKSGIVING |
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1-800-CALL-SAM
GETTING
SCARY DRUNK
CHARLIE
BROWN
A LITTLE
OFF THE TOP?
LOOKS LIKE
HE DID THOUGH...
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THANKSGIVING
LEFTOVERS?
TAKING ONE
FOR THE TEAM
THESE WERE
MY KIDS
THANKSGIVING
IN THE USA THESE DAYS
UNWELCOME
GUEST
THANKSGIVING
IN THE ER
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METRO SIGHTINGS FOR HALLOWEEN AND
THANKSGIVING
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Elias Chapa, Nancy Chapa, Kitty Gereg,
Brad McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Carol
Nepsey, Jim
Patlewicz, Gene Skladnowski, Phil Ventura |
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