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Guess the next three letters in the series
GTNTL?
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4. A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells its owner that he is bankrupt. Why?
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5. A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home, there were two masked men. Who were they?
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6.
You are a cyclist in a cross-country race. Just before the crossing finish line, you overtake the person in second place. In what place did you finish?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Thank you very much, thank you!
Male
Camel Toe
"Excuse
me... I'm looking for the Cockroach reunion."
HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Elvis has filled the building!
A Hunka Hunka burning love!
Brad
Savage prior to losing the weight
umm your chin matches your...
My life coach Rick says
peanut butter and banana sandwiches are not on the diet.
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METRO WORDS
OF WISDOM...
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MONTH'S ANSWER |
The
Fort Wayne Zollner Pistons
(precursor to Detroit Pistons) |
| Congrats: Brad,
Gene |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
IN
HONOR OF MOTHER'S DAY...
I
played the mom on a TV show! |
Not
Mars... Is
that really from this planet? |
Cool
nighttime shot! |
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MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
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Sushi |
Belle
Isle, Michigan |
| Congrats: Wendt,
Lance, Linda, Scholl, Gene |
Congrats: Gene,
Mrs SteveO |
Congrats: Lance,
Linda, Scholl, Gene, Elias |
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If you have
a Who - What - Where photo for a future issue, feel free to submit
them (with answers) to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
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Jerry & Kathlene Celebrity
Stalk Paul Newman
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MOTHER'S DAY |
HAPPY
FATHER'S DAY |
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I'M GOING
TO HR!
BREAKFAST
IN BED?
KIDS...
CALL YOUR MOTHER
THE
REALITY OF MOM'S DAY OFF
HAPPY
MOTHER'S DAY
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UNCONDITIONAL
LOVE?
DAD ISN'T
GOOD AT CHARADES
A STEVE
'DAD' JOKE
SINCERE
FATHER'S DAY CARD
DAD WANTS
WHAT HE WANTS
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RECENT MCCARTY
PURCHASES...
| Larry
& Gina's New Smoke Detector |
Steve
Bought A New Boat, But Can't Afford The Gas |
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| Mike
Works A Door Pickup Uber Service At The Apartments |
Ricky
Gervais Comments... |
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IN...
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
MR. STICKMAN
 
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Elias Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Amanda McCarty,
Brad McCarty, Dennis McCarty, Gray McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Olivia McCarty, Rick McCarty, Steve McCarty,
Valerie McCarty, Mike Wiacek |
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