3. What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?Answer
4. If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?Answer
5.What
is smack-dab in the middle of Toronto?Answer
6.A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
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