|
.
|
|
|
|
. |
|
|
|
|
.
|
|
If video
does not start automatically, click the start button on
the image |
|
|
|
|
|
|
.
|
|
|
|
3.
A pregnant woman is preparing to name her seventh child. Her children's names so far are Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara.
According to logic, what will she name her next child -- Jessica, Katie, Abby or
Tilly? Answer
.
4.
Name the one vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
Answer
.
5.
An old lady left $33,333 to be divided equally among two fathers and two sons and each was to receive $11,111. How was this possible?
Answer
|
|
|
|
|
METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 I
like to keep my soda socially distanced from each other.
One way to keep the pop and the nuts warm.
It's early, but I got my space staked out at the Drive-In!
Chestnuts roasting on an open hood.
Yet another reason to become a lesbian
|
.
|
WORDS OF
WISDOM...
Just remember when
waking up early...
|
CAN
YOU NAME WHAT THIS DOG WAS IN? |
|
. |
|
|
|
. |
|
|
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER
Water
Buffalo Hat From The Flintstones
Congrats: Lance,
Beverly, Gene, Bryan, Rob |
|
| WHO
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
| Guess
who the heck they are! |
Guess
what the heck this is! |
Guess
where the heck this is! |
| LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
  |
  |
 |
| Piff
The Magic Dragon |
Car
Cigarette Lighter |
Beacon
Hill in Boston, MA |
| Congrats Gene |
Congrats Elias,
Lance, Steve, Gene, Rob, Gina |
Congrats
Elias, Beverly, Steve, Gene, Gina |
|
. |
|
If you have
a Who What Where photo for a future issue, feel free to submit
them (with answers) to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
|
|
. |
|
. |
|
 
|
|
. |
|
|
| . |
.
FROM THE METRO ARCHIVES...
TAKE A VISIT TO JEAN'S MOTEL
.
|
AT STEVE'S
HOUSE THIS YEAR
MISSING
AN A???
OUR
FOREFATHERS VISION
TO QUILL
OR NOT TO QUILL IS THE QUESTION
ANOTHER
METRO "SAY WHAT YOU SEE"
|
AIN'T THAT
THE TRUTH
ABOVE THE
FRUITED PLAIN
GOING FOR SPARKERS
AND SNAKES?
I COME BACK
EVERY YEAR!
THANK YOU
TO OUR INDEPENDENCE FIGHTERS
|
TODAY IN THE NEWS
MEMES
| . |
| I HATE BLATANT
FALSE ADVERTISING... DON'T YOU???
|
THE ADVENTURES OF MR. STICKMAN
|
|
ED
NOTE: REMEMBER...
OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & SUBMITTERS!
The success
of the Metro relies not only on our readers but also our
writers. I
encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of
submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and see your name as a contributor to the McCarty Metro.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Elias Chapa, Kristīna Krautmane, Brad McCarty, Gina
McCarty, Jenna McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Chris Rzepka,
Gene Skladnowski |
|
|
