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ON GUARD FOR OVER 53 YEARS
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As
you know by now, my
brother and Metro writer
Jerry McCarty passed away
on December 17. A moving funeral
mass was said in
California in January. We
wanted to give all of
Jerry's Michigan family
and friends a chance to
toast Jerry in a relaxed
atmosphere. With that
said, we have scheduled a
get-together on March 2 in
the upstairs at Danny J's
Brick Tavern from 6pm -
10pm. It will be a cash
bar, but we will have some
light fare to nibble on.
If you can make it to
celebrate Jerry's life and
friendship, please RSVP on
the form below or email me
at mccartymetro@gmail.com
so we can get an
accurate count. A link to
Danny J's is below.
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| Danny
J's Brick
Tavern -
Upper
Level
7759
Auburn Rd,
Utica, MI
48317
Danny
J's is located
at Auburn
Road
and Cass
Avenue in
Downtown
Utica.
Date:
Saturday
March 2,
2019
Time: 6pm
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stuck in a room with really short
leprechauns. They are really loud,
and very annoying. Bob is 2'5,
Barry is 27", Brad is 4"
shy of a yard, Bryan is 2 1/2
rulers, and Brittany is the height
of 2 regular sheets of paper. Who
is the tallest?
Answer
4.
What happened in the middle of the
twentieth century that will not
happen again for 4,000 years?
Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Looks familiar, but ... I can't remember, what did they call that white stuff?
Look at all those fancy schmancy snow blowers. When I was
a kid...
Suckers!!!!
Once again, Jerry looks on the bright side of
things
Ahh...
Trump finally got the wall
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METRO SECRET
CELEBRITY
Can you name the TV show or
movie these celebrities were in?
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ART
GARFUNKEL
Congratulations: Gina
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| A LITTLE BIT OF
IRISH WISDOM...
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10 THINGS I KNOW FOR
SURE ABOUT YOU! |
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1)
You are reading this.
2)
You are human.
3)
You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4)
You just attempted to do it. You are an idiot!
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You are laughing at yourself,
7)
You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8)
You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. |
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9)
You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person and
everyone else does it too.
10)
You are probably going to send this to your friends to see who
else falls for it.
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Cheers With Some Upbeat Irish Tunes
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WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Can You Guess Where The Heck This Photo Was
Taken?
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WHAT THE
HECK IS THAT?
Can You Guess
What The Heck This Scary Thing Is?
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Last
Month's Answer...
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PONT
du GARD, FRANCE
Congrats: P
Smurf, Gina, and Gene
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Last
Month's Answer...
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A WOMAN IN BODY PAINT
Congratulations: Gina
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For Future Issues, Feel
Free To Submit Photos (with answers) For Our Where The Heck Am I &
What The Heck Is That Game to mccartymetro@gmail.com
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MSPDGA
WHERE'S
MY SNAKE?
MILLENNIAL
IRISH
MATH
TRICK
This
one really works! It will take you
only about 10 seconds and, it will reveal
your all-time favorite movie. I did it in my
head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator
just to confirm my math calculations. Each
time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it
IS my very favorite movie...EVER!
DON'T cheat DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results
on the list of movies at the bottom.
You'll be AMAZED at how true this test is:
1.
Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add
the first and second digits together to find
your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of
17 movies below:
THE MOVIE LIST
1.
Gone With the Wind 2. E.T. 3. Blazing Saddles 4.
Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, the Bad,
and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Nancy
Pelosi Resignation Speech 10. Casablanca 11.
Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the
Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders of the Lost
Ark 16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now, isn't that something
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EVERYBODY'S IRISH
FAMILY
CIRCUS
GOOD AIM?
GO GREEN!
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THE ADVENTURES OF MR. STICKMAN
 
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NOTE: REMEMBER...
OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & SUBMITTERS!
The success
of the Metro relies on our subscribers and readers. I
encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of
submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and see your name as a contributor to the McCarty Metro.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Sara Brookfield, Elias Chapa, Judy Goddard, Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve
McCarty, Chris
Rzepka, Gene Skladnowski |
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