The McCarty Metro

ON GUARD FOR OVER 56 INDEPENDENCE DAYS

1. Say What You See

2. Say What You See

3. Which one of the following drinks belongs at the end of the sentence?

Quebec women expect Robert to yell unless I offer _________.

Scotch, Brandy, Gin, Pepsi Answer
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4. Rhonda will go see ballet but not opera. Her favorite number is 8 and she doesn't like 9. She likes salmon but not trout. She hates Mondays but likes Wednesdays. Does she use a comb or a brush? Answer

Q. Who was the first player ever to be elected
unanimously to the Baseball Hall of Fame?

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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER & RESULTS

What musician is also the only solo songwriter ever to have covers of their songs top the Billboard pop, country, R&B, and adult charts?

Bob Dylan

Sorry... No one got it correct

METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S SUBMITTED CAPTIONS

New dance craze: The Walmart Conga Line!
HOLY COW!!!
Looking for Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi???
If we hurry we can make it home to eat.
Move along little doggie move along.
I like big butts and i can not lie.
It's Wide-A$$ Wednesday at Walmart.
Wide Load
Wal-Mart's idea of a Grand Prix
When your GPS malfunctions and you can't find the food aisle in Walmart
The fourth guy couldn't make it through

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR...

CORRECTION... A puncation correction in last month's Metro where Kelly made the proclamation "I am giving up Scotch every day all month." The sentence should have read "I am giving up! Scotch every day, all month." We apologize for the mistake.

WHO THE HECK IS THAT?	WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?	WHERE THE HECK IS THAT?
Can You Name This Celebrity?	Can You Guess What This Is?	Can You Guess Where This Is?

Your Name:
Who Is It?

Your Name:
What Is It?

Your Name:
Where Is It?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER	LAST MONTH'S ANSWER	LAST MONTH'S ANSWER

The American Pickers	A Dandelion	Hawaii
Congrats To: Lake	Congrats To: Mike G, SteveO, Tamara, Elias, Gene, Epic Fail Guy, Gina	Congrats To: Epic Fail Guy & Gina

For future issues, feel free to submit photos (with answers) for our Who, What Where games to mccartymetro@gmail.com

FAVORITE FOODS FROM THE PAST

No one ever cooked like your mother. Mom's cooking was always the best.

Name Something That Your Mother / Grandmother Cooked That Was Your Favorite.

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS... What was your wedding song?

I Married An Angel (how sweet huh?), Theme from "Romeo and Juliet", Stuck On You, We've Only Just Begun - By the Carpenters

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A New 4th Of July Anthem. C'mon... Everyone Sing... You know the words! Second Verse, Same As The First!

HOW TO FIND KENTUCKY ON A MAP

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

HOW I ENVISION THE WORLD ENDING

MARGARET TEACHES A SUMMER CLASS

I LOVE READING MY 'POOPIE' MAGAZINE!

LOWES MAKING IT EASIER TO STASH BODIES

MAKES SENSE...

B DUBS WILL MAKE A KILLING!

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THE ADVENTURES OF MR. STICKMAN

THE McCARTY METRO...
GAS PRICES TO DRIVE FOR

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Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty

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