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A TOAST TO JERRY McCARTY

As you know by now, my brother and Metro writer Jerry McCarty passed away on December 17. A funeral mass was said in California in January. We wanted to give all of Jerry's Michigan family and friends a chance to toast Jerry in a relaxed atmosphere. With that said, we have scheduled a get-together on March 2 in the upstairs at Danny J's Brick Tavern from 6pm - 10pm. It will be a cash bar, but we will have some light fare to nibble on. If you can make it to celebrate Jerry's life and friendship, please RSVP on the form below or email me at mccartymetro@gmail.com so we can get an accurate count. A link to Danny J's is below.
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Danny J's Brick Tavern - Upper Level

7759 Auburn Rd, Utica, MI 48317

Danny J's is located at Auburn Road
and Cass Avenue in Downtown Utica.

Date: Saturday March 2, 2019
Time: 6pm - 10pm

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ALSO... PLEASE VISIT OUR JERRY'S WORLD PAGE TO SHARE YOUR MEMORIES OF JERRY

1. Say What You See

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2. Say What You See

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3. One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

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Q. The first oil rush in US history began in what state?

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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER & RESULTS

What currentl manager / head coach is the longest
tenured in any of the four major sports?

Greg Popovich
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Congratulations to Mike M

METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S SUBMITTED CAPTIONS

So what were you taking up your nose?
I said no more reindeer games!
Don't tell me you haven't been drinking ... I see your red nose!
My deer ... So you like it rough!
Hoof up - don't shoot!
Police apprehend another John Doe
Assume the position! You'll take a breathalyzer as soon as the guy in the red suit is done.

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you name this month's Secret Celebrity?

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LAST MONTH ANSWER...

STEVEN COLBERT

Congratulations: Larry, SteveO, Gina

A LITTLE BIT OF WISDOM...

YOU HAVE TO WEAR YOUR LAST TEXT ON A SHIRT.
WHAT DOES YOURS SAY?

YOUR NAME:

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS... What was your favorite Christmas present as a child? Here are the submissions...

Sno-Cone Machine, Bicycle, Barbie Doll, Race Track, Nintendo

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In Honor Of Christmas, We Bring You The Mojo Top 10 TV Christmas Specials Of All Time.

WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Can You Guess Where The Heck This Photo Was Taken?

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
Can You Guess What The Heck This Scary Thing Is?

Last Month's Answer...

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AYERS ROCK - AUSTRALIA
Congrats: Brad, Gina, Mike, Gene

Last Month's Answer...

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TEA BAG
Congratulations Gina

For Future Issues, Feel Free To Submit Photos (with answers) For Our Where The Heck Am I & What The Heck Is That Game to mccartymetro@gmail.com

JOHN CENA TURNING INTO ERNEST?

MY NEW RAW FOOD DIET

DR. GEEZER

An old physician, Doctor John Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That'll be $500

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can't see anything!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer" And Remember... Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to annoy us.

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ED NOTE: REMEMBER... OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & SUBMITTERS!

The success of the Metro relies on our subscribers and readers. I encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month. You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to mccartymetro@gmail.com and see your name as a contributor to the McCarty Metro.

Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Sara Brookfield, Elias Chapa, Iris Love, Scarlett Love, Amanda Westfall McCarty, Dennis McCarty, Gina McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Rick McCarty, Steve McCarty, Chris Rzepka, Gene Skladnowski

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