Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “May Day” Hope, and I want to tell you that it has been a wild and wacky Spring with the McCartys.

How about that Kelly McCarty having knee replacement surgery? Wasn’t that something? Kelly hasn’t seen that many stitches since he let out the waistband on his JC Penney Quad. Isn’t that wild?

How about Mike and Karen going with Ryan and Missy to see the Lion King musical in Grand Rapids? Wasn’t that wild? That’s the first time Mike has cried when a lion died since Chuck Hughes. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve McCarty hanging out with Darren McCarty? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen Steve enjoy an Old Wing that much since he found Popeye’s leftovers in his refrigerator. Isn’t that wild?

How about that youngster Bobby B. getting a new guitar? Isn’t that wild? Sara did get a little worried when Bobby told her that he wanted to buy a new G-String. Isn’t that something?

How about Brad, Valerie, Olivia, Gray, and Austin McCarty going to the Detroit Zoo? Wasn’t that something? They haven’t had that much fun watching pigs feed since they went to the Hometown Country Buffet. Isn’t that wild?

How about Megan McCarty being inducted into the MSU Tower Guard? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone that smart and green since Yoda. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve, Kristen, and Jenna going to Disney World for Spring Break? Wasn’t that something? Steve hasn’t been seen in Florida with Goofy since he and Wally Jankowski went to Daytona. Isn’t that wild?

How about Gina and Larry remodeling their bathroom? Wasn’t that wild? Larry hasn’t enjoyed a flush that much since playing Mississippi Stud in Vegas. Isn’t that something?

How about that 3.6 Magnitude Earthquake in Detroit? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that much shaking in Detroit since Aretha Franklin took a Zumba Class. Isn’t that wild?

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