The McCarty Metro

ON GUARD FOR OVER 53 CHRISTMASES & NEW YEARS

It is time for the 2nd annual McCarty Metro Christmas Tree Decorating Contest! It is open to all. Decorate your Christmas Tree with lights, tinsel, ornaments, or whatever. Once you have your tree decorated, take a picture, and send it via email to me at by Christmas Day. Voting will be done by our readers during the month of January. Click our Contest Page for all the rules before sending your entry, and also to come back for the voting in January.

1. Say What You See

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2. Say What You See
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CHRISTMAS

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Rearrange the letters to come up with famous Christmas phrases.

3. OPEN ACE HEART

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4. MISS CHERRY MART

Answer

5. THIS CRIB FORTH

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6. TOSSING EAGERNESS

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Q. What manager / head coach is currently the longest tenured in any of the four major sports?

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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER & RESULTS

In what TV show's 1st season intro can a U.S. flag
be seen flying at half-staff?

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
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Congratulations to Mike M

METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption for this photo

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Caption:

LAST MONTH'S SUBMITTED CAPTIONS

They come out looking the same way they went in...weird
I'm doing butt art!
I'm poo-poo for Coco Puffs, I'm poo-poo for Coco Puffs!
I know that high-fiber cereal is in here somewhere.
Put them back in the box and no one is the wiser
That cereal goes right to your ass

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you name this month's Secret Celebrity?

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LAST MONTH ANSWER...

ACTOR JOHN ASTIN (GOMEZ ADDAMS)

Congratulations: Jerry, Gene, Mike, Rock, Tom

A LITTLE BIT OF WISDOM...

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	WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT AS A CHILD?
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First Name:

PRESENT:

LAST MONTH'S RESULTS... You are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner party. Everyone has to bring something
starting with the first letter of your first name. What are you bringing to dinner?

Elias brought egg plant. Gina brought green bean casserole. Jerry brought Jello. Kelly brought kabobs. Margaret brought marshmallows. Mike brought martinis (dirty). Steve brought stuffing. And Tom brought the turkey. Thanks to those who participated.

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In Honor Of Christmas, We Bring You The Mojo Top 10 TV Christmas Specials Of All Time.

DO YOU KNOW HOW OLDER PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THINGS IN THE PAST. HOW FAR THEY WALKED TO SCHOOL. HOW BIG THEIR BULLY WAS... AND REMEMBER HOW THEY USED TO THINK THE TITANIC WAS HUGE?

WELL... COMPARE IT TO A MODERN DAY CRUISE SHIP!

(BY THE WAY... THAT IS THE TITANIC IN FRONT)

WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Can You Guess Where The Heck This Photo Was Taken?

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
Can You Guess What The Heck This Scary Thing Is?

Last Month's Answer...

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DRACULA'S CASTLE-TRANSYLVANIA, ROMANIA
Congrats: Chris

Last Month's Answer...

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AN OLD FASHIONED APPLE PICKER
Sorry... No one got it correct!

For Future Issues, Feel Free To Submit Photos (with answers) For Our Where The Heck Am I & What The Heck Is That Game to mccartymetro@gmail.com

ALTERNATE ENDING

THE ADVENT OF CRAIG'S LIST

STILL NOT LIKED AT CHRISTMAS

FUN 15 MINUTES

FOUND THE PROBLEM

WHAT???

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HAPPY NEW YEAR WITH MR. STICKMAN

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Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

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