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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob 'Back to School' Hope. And I want to tell you that it is shaping up to be Wild and Wacky Fall. There have been lots of things happening with the McCartys.

How about Steve & Kristen building a new house? Isnít that wild? I havenít seen Steve that excited about picking out tiles since he played Wally Jankowski in Scrabble. Isnít that something?

How about Steve hooking up with his friends from Ebeling Elementary School and talking about recess. Wasnít that something? Steve hasnít talked that much about ďTetherballĒ since his last Prostate Exam. Isnít that wild? 

How about that solar eclipse? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that many people wearing gigantic black sunglasses since the Shelby Crossings went on a field trip to get Cataract Checkups. Isnít that wild?

And how about Larry McCarty watching the Eclipse in Tennessee with his special glasses. Wasnít that wild? Larry stood so still looking at the sky that 4 people thought he was a confederate statue and tried to tear him down. Isnít that something?

How about the California McCartys experiencing a partial eclipse? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that many Californians afraid to look at an obscured circle since Kelly McCarty gave a ďpressed hamĒ out the porthole of the Queen Mary. Isnít that wild?

How about Kelly McCarty eating Clams in Massachusetts? Wasnít that wild? The people that cleared his plate said they hadnít seen that many discarded shells since Hurricane Sandy. Isnít that something?

How about Kelly & Margaret taking Brad, Valerie, and their kids to the Detroit Zoo. Wasnít that wild? Kelly hasnít seen that many Cougars since Happy Hour at the Country Tavern. Isnít that something?

How about Steve McCarty and his family winning the McCarty Metro Film Contest. Wasnít that something? I havenít seen a disaster on film like that since the Titanic. Isnít that wild?

How about Mike McCarty singing karaoke to Elvisís ďI Canít Help Falling in Love with YouĒ. Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that Mikeís sing that low since he played in Jim Passís basement? Isnít that wild?

Also, how about Mike McCarty playing guitar at the Bethlehem Intergenerational Center. Wasnít that something? Thatís the worst thing to happen in Bethlehem since the Three Wise Men got Camel-Jacked. Isnít that wild?

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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