past month I had my third Uranium Isotope
injection and have been trying to build some
muscles on my exercise bike and by walking.
I am so lucky to have Kathlene, Dana, and
Evan looking after me.
They are constantly helping me by reminding
me of my limitations and picking me up when I
you to all my friends who send encouragement my
When I am at my worst, I always pick up my
phone and scroll my friends on Facebook.
Your thoughts and prayers make a huge
difference in my life.
ISN'T FUNNY, BUT LIFE SURE IS!
was diagnosed with Spinal Cancer in October,
2015 and here are my one-liners that my medical
professionals have given me during chemotherapy.
(When they start the IV) – “Do you want Gray Goose or is the house Vodka OK?”
(As they pull the thermometer from my mouth) – “It looks like you are a quart low”
(As they start the Chemotherapy) – “Next time wear a mask and we will call you Chemo
”We are going to change the name of checking your prostate to a
“Just be glad you don’t have Colon Cancer. That’s a pain in the ass.”
(When the nurse changed my IV) – If anybody asks, you can now tell people you went to an I.V. League School.
My gastroenterologist while I was in a hospital bed. “The good news is that your colonoscopy came back normal, the bad news is that I can’t find my watch”
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