3.
There
are three houses in a straight row. One is
red, one is blue, and one is white. The
red house is left of the middle. The blue
house is right of the middle. Where's the
white house? Answer
4.
In
olden days, the student of logic was given
this problem: If half of 5 were 3, what
would one-third of l0 be? Answer
5.
A
boy leaves his house one summer day, and
began to run into the woods to his
grandmother's house which is on the other
side of the woods. It should also be known
that the boy reached his grandmother's
house. How far did the boy run into the
woods? Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
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LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
faster
I go - the more gifts that fly out of my butt..... My reindeer got held up at the border.
Paul Kupla trying to make it from his part time job as Santa at Yankee's Department Store
Santa
forgot last minute that Maureen and Tom are now down in Florida
The
day Santa found out that horsepower is faster than reindeer
power.
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METRO SECRET
CELEBRITY
Can you name this months'
secret celebrity?
LAST
MONTH ANSWER WAS FORMER VP JOE BIDEN
Congratulations: Eric and Mike
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DID
YOU KNOW?
MCCARTY METRO WORDS OF
WISDOM...
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Here is a special Valentine's Day song from the Merrill twins...
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..
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NEW
REALITY SHOW
Here is the new one that started January 20
WHAT THE
HECK IS THAT??? Can you guess WTH
this is?
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THE
LEGEND... IT'S REAL
Legend has
it that if you turn this picture upside down, you will
see a shark. View
image upside down.
VALENTINE'S
DAY FLOWERS?
Last
Month's Answer...
A
USB THUMB DRIVE
Congratulations Brad M,
Epic Fail Guy, James S
DID YOU EVER THINK?
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