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MONTH! JOIN ONE, OR BETTER YET... JOIN THEM BOTH!
2nd
Annual McCARTY
METRO
GINGERBREAD HOUSE CONTEST!
Building
a Gingerbread House can be lots of fun by
yourself, or with your kids. Your job is to build
a Gingerbread House, take a photo, and attach it
in an email to mccartymetro@gmail.com
by Christmas Day. Voting will be done by our
readers for 2 weeks after the submissions are
received.
Time
to decorate your Christmas Tree with lights,
tinsel, ornaments, or whatever... Once you have
your tree decorated, take a picture, and send it
via email to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
by Christmas Day. Voting will be done by our
readers after the submissions are received.
3.
If you sing the
entire song "The 12 Days Of
Christmas", which present in quantity
will show up the most often?
Answer
4. The elves and reindeer are getting
ready for a meeting with Santa. So far 14 of them have arrived.
If they have 38 legs between them, how many reindeer are at the
meeting and how many elves are at the meeting?
Answer
5.
Each
elf can wrap 1 present a minute. How many
can 3 elves wrap in 3 minutes? Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
George Bailey's car crashes into a tree in "It's a Wonderful Life II." In the remake, George Bailey is a sandwich delivery driver.
I delivered to the wrong tree.
Until further notice...
No door to door delivery to Treehouse Masters.
I just got freaky fast with that tree......
Chip & Dale died a freaky fast death
The tree came out of no where, like freaky fast!
Freaky Fast my ass
Freaky
Crash!
Ah
ohhhh.. better get MAACO!
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METRO SECRET
CELEBRITY
Can you name the movie or TV
show these 4
appeared in?
Clue... It has something to do with Christmas
LAST
MONTH ANSWER...
OZZY
OSBORNE
Congratulations: Jerry & SteveO
15
FACTS TO GET YOUR MIND OFF CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING
A rat can last longer without water than a camel
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle
A raisin dropped in a glass of champagne will bounce up and down
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why
A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2"
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
Donald Duck was banned from Finland
cause he doesn't wear pants
No words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver
The first CD pressed in the US was
Springsteen' s "Born in the USA."
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet
Charlie Chaplin won 3rd prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher
The first item Motorola developed was
a record player for cars. The Victrola
was popular so they called themselves
Motorola
NOW WASN'T THAT CALMING AND NICE FOR A CHANGE
MCCARTY METRO WORDS OF
WISDOM...
OK... So we couldn't afford the actual David Bowie / Bing Crosby
version, but hope you enjoy this anyway.
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NINE
REINDEER But We Only Know Of 8
WHAT THE
HECK IS THAT??? Can you guess WTH
this is?
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SOCIAL
MEDIA SANTA
SAY WHAT?
WAKKA WAKKA
Last
Month's Answer...
LIPSTICK
Congratulations: Valerie,
Gene
EVERY MCCARTY'S SONG
THE MEANING OF
CHRISTMAS?
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THE ADVENTURES OF MR.
STICKMAN
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Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Rick Farmiloe, Kitty Gereg, Brandon & Michele
Hoenicke, Tom Hoenicke, Kelli Maroney, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Kristen McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Steve McCarty, Valerie McCarty, Gwenda Perez