Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Turkey Day” Hope, and I want to tell you it has been a Wild & Wacky month around the McCarty family.

How about Kelly and Margaret going to the Detroit Zoo last month? Wasn’t that something? Nowadays, that is the only way you can see Tigers playing in October. Isn’t that wild?

How about Missy McCarty participating in “Dancing with Teachers”? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a teacher put on that many moves in school since Mary Kay Letourneau. Isn’t that something?

How about Kelly and Margaret McCarty taking their grand-daughter Olivia to Chuck-E-Cheese. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone get that many tickets since Lindsay Lohan drove to the Grocery Store. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Audriana McCarty dressing up as an Elephant? Isn’t that wild? She’s the cutest drooling elephant from Michigan I’ve seen since Michael Moore. Isn’t that something?

How about Gina and Larry catching a Raccoon? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a scavenger in Tennessee look that disappointed since Al Gore lost the presidency. Isn’t that wild?

How about Steve McCarty visiting Mexico? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone cross the border to get out of Mexico since about 11 seconds ago. Isn’t that something?

How about that Austin McCarty going to China on Business? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a McCarty around that many Wangs, since Mike McCarty was in the MacKenzie High School Swimming Class. Isn’t that wild?

Thank you. I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving, and...

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