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METRO QUIK PUZZLES MCCARTY METRO TRIVIA
1. Say What You See

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2. Say What You See

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3. My friend Albert the butcher wears a size 13 shoe, is six feet tall, and wears a 42-long suit. What does he weigh? Answer

4. All these letters but one have something in common. What letter doesn't belong and what do the others have in common?

AHIMORTUVWXY
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5. Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black blue and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. Answer


Q. What name has been licensed by Hanna-Barbera to two different products: a vanilla cookie and a pet treat? 

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

The 10 highest mountains in the US are in what state?
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ALASKA
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Congratulations to: Jerry

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S SUBMITTED CAPTIONS


 Boy that lemon was sour!
 What happens when you use the McCarty Metro to potty train the dog
 Turning Japanesa Turning Japanesa
 The two humans go walking into a bar...
 Whoa that Chili sure makes some bad smelling farts!

 

 

 

 

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METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you name this months' secret celebrity?

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LAST MONTH ANSWER

TOM BRADY
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Congratulations: Epic Fail Guy, Lance, Scrotch, Steve O, and Jerry


MCCARTY METRO WORDS OF WISDOM...


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Although the Cockroaches have multiple hits, there have been a lot of One-Hit Wonders over the years. The term 'one-hit wonder' is used to describe music performers with only one top-40 hit single that overshadows their other work.

WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 3 ONE-HIT WONDERS OF ALL TIME?

Last Month's Poll: Who Are You Leaning Toward In The Presidential Election? Our Readers Say Hillary Clinton

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I don't know about you, but I just got real thirsty and can't get the slogan out of my head. WHATDAYA HAVE?

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METRO POLITICAL KOMIC KORNER
These are so true..
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???
Can you guess WTH this is?
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Whose eye?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER...


... WAS DOPEY

Sorry. No One Got It Correct

METRO PHUNNY.... THE VACUUM

A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not. Show me to the vacuum. 

Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”? Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”. “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did... (PLAY VIDEO BELOW)

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BEFORE AND AFTER... THE EFFECTS OF VICES ON YOUR BODY
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A Public Service Announcement Brought To You By The McCarty Metro And Your Local German And Polish Polka Bands
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THE McCARTY METRO...
GAS PRICES TO DRIVE FOR

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REMEMBER... OUR WRITERS ARE OUR READERS!

The success of the Metro relies on our subscribers and readers. I encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month. You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to mccartymetro@gmail.com and see your name as a contributor to our family.

Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Pat Dohring, Rick Farmiloe, Kelli Maroney, Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Chris & Bev Rzepka, Steve McCarty, Peggy Taylor, Mike Wiacek

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