Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Begorra” Hope and I wanna tell you, it’s been a wild and wacky winter with the McCartys.

How about that late February Snow Storm in Michigan? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anything that white since the 2016 Oscar Nominations. Isn’t that something?

How about that Dan McCarty Texas Holdem Poker Tournament? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone bet so much on a pair, since Pam Anderson got a boob job. Isn’t that wild?

And how about those rotten cards that Kelly McCarty got dealt? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a cold deck like that since the Titanic. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Rick McCarty raising on so many hands? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone spend that much time waiting for a flush since Raymond “Black” Barry died on the toilet at the DMC. Isn’t that wild?

Did you hear Kathlene and Dana McCarty went to see a 30th Anniversary showing of Pretty in Pink? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen anyone laugh at an 80’s Movie like that since Steve McCarty watched the Security Camera feed at Shelby Crossings. Isn’t that something?

A how about Mike, Kelly, Jerry, and Steve playing guitar and singing at Andiamo’s. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that anything that disturbing at an Italian Restaurant since Michael Corleone shot Solluzo and McCluskey in the Godfather. Isn’t that wild?

And how about those McCarty Metro Awards coming up? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything that fixed since Rick McCarty got a vasectomy. Isn’t that wild?

Goodnight Ladies & Gentlemen and Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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