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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA
1. Say What You See
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2. Say What You See
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3. When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you happy.
When old, I am valued more than ever.
What am I?
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4. Which word that begins with the letter I, and by adding the letter A, becomes another word that is pronounced the same? Answer


5. What is the next number in this series;
18, 46, 94, 63, 52, ? Answer

6. There are many English words to which you can add a letter S to make plural nouns. There are very few that become singular again if you add another S. Can you name two? Answer

Q.  What 2 U.N. member nations are not "officially" recognized
by at least 20 of the other United Nations members?


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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

There was only 1 time in its' history that a Saturday Night Live episode was hosted by 3 people. Name the group (or individual names if you know)

THE 3 AMIGOS
(STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT, CHEVY CHASE)


Congrats to: Jerry

DID YOU KNOW... Steven Spielberg considered directing The 3 Amigos, but chose to do E.T. instead. He has said in interviews his choices for the roles of the Three Amigos were Steve Martin for Lucky Day, Bill Murray for Dusty Bottoms and Robin Williams for Ned Nederlander. 

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS

 Okay, enough with the Gay Apparel.  Next!!!
 This one time at band camp, I sat on Santa's lap with my sax.
 oh santa...is that a candy cane in your pocket?
 My Santa! You've got a big saxophone too!
 Ho, ho. Yes, little boy, Santa will bring you those counseling sessions

 

 

 

 

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METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Who are these celebs, or what time of the week links them all together?

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LAST MONTH'S CELEB

LUCILLE BALL
Congrations To: Patrick

CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE MONTH

"Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!" -The Late Greg Giraldo 

METRO JOKE du JOUR

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MCCARTY METRO VALENTINE'S DAY LITTLE KNOWN FACTS

There are various theories on the origin of Valentine's Day, but the most popular dates back to the time of the Roman Empire during the reign of Claudius II, 270 A.D. Claudius didn't want men to marry during wartime because he believed single men made better soldiers. Bishop Valentine went against his wishes and performed secret wedding ceremonies. For this, Valentine was jailed and then executed by order of the Emperor on Feb. 14. While in jail, he wrote a love note to the jailor's daughter, signing it, "From your Valentine." Sound familiar?

73 percent of people who buy flowers for Valentine's Day are men, while only 27 percent are women.
15 percent of U.S. women send themselves flowers on Valentine's Day.

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THIS MONTH'S QUESTION LAST MONTH'S RESULT

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET YOUR VALENTINE?
Choose All That Apply

Candy Perfume

Flowers Clothes
Card Something Sexy
Other
I don't have a Valentine to share this special day with

The Fictional Sports Hall Of Fame is opening, and the first inductee is Rocky Balboa. Who would be the second?

Ricky Bobby

From Tallega Nights

PICTURES I'VE SEEN
Enough Is Enough...

WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THAT???
Can You Guess What This Is?
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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE'S TIRE STORE

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WTH Is That?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER

The Pages Of A Book or Magazine
Congratulations to: Steve O 

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Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Pat Dohring, Barbara Guzdial, Lance Devoux, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty

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