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GOING
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When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you happy.
When old, I am valued more than ever.
What am I? Answer
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Which word that begins with the letter I, and by adding the letter A, becomes another word that is pronounced the same?
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5. What is the next number in this series;
18, 46, 94, 63, 52, ? Answer
6. There are many English words to which you can add
a letter S to make plural nouns. There are very few that become singular again if you add another
S. Can you name two? Answer
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DID YOU
KNOW... Steven Spielberg considered directing The
3 Amigos, but chose to do E.T. instead. He has said in interviews his choices for the roles of the Three Amigos were Steve Martin for Lucky Day, Bill Murray for Dusty Bottoms and Robin Williams for Ned Nederlander.
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great caption
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LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS
 Okay, enough with the Gay Apparel.
Next!!!
This one time at band camp, I sat on Santa's lap
with my sax.
oh santa...is that a candy cane in your pocket?
My Santa! You've got a big saxophone too!
Ho, ho. Yes, little boy, Santa will bring you
those counseling sessions
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CELEBRITY
Who are these celebs,
or what time of the week links them all together?
LAST MONTH'S CELEB
 
LUCILLE
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Congrations To: Patrick
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CELEBRITY
QUOTE OF THE MONTH
"Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!"
-The Late Greg Giraldo
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JOKE du JOUR
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MCCARTY METRO
VALENTINE'S DAY LITTLE KNOWN FACTS
There are various theories on the origin of Valentine's Day, but the most popular dates back to the time of the Roman Empire during the reign of Claudius II, 270 A.D. Claudius didn't want men to marry during wartime because he believed single men made better soldiers. Bishop Valentine went against his wishes and performed secret wedding ceremonies. For this, Valentine was jailed and then executed by order of the Emperor on Feb. 14. While in jail, he wrote a love note to the jailor's daughter, signing it, "From your Valentine." Sound familiar?
73 percent of people who buy flowers for Valentine's Day are men, while only 27 percent are women.
15 percent of U.S. women send themselves flowers on Valentine's Day. |
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