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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA
1. Say what you see
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36" SALE
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2. Say what you see

poFISHnd

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3. The year 2013 uses four different digits. When did this last happen? Answer
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4. The digits in the year 2013 form a sequence (0,1, 2,3). When did this last happen (not necessarily the same digits)? Answer
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5. The digits in the year 2013 form a sequence (0,1,2,3). When will this next happen (not necessarily the same digits)? Answer

Q. What state by size is the largest that does not border any water?


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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS
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What unusual distinction is shared by all these animals?
Antelope, buffalo, cod, deer, elk, moose, sheep, shrimp, and squid.

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Their singular name is the same as their plural name
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Congrats to: Papa, Karen, Jerry

DID YOU KNOW... Some nouns spell their singular and plural exactly alike. Some linguists regard these as regular plurals. Many of these are the names of animals like the ones in our Trivia quiz.

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS

 Oh man, that was a good one, I had my mouth open....
 That Martian Candy tastes awful!
 Shut the flip up
 Whatchu crying about Willis?
 The alien baby just told the joke, How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis
 I wanted to go out trick or treating as the alien. WHAAAAAA!

 

 

 

 

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METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Do you smell something? Who is our celebrity this month?

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LAST MONTH'S CELEB

BOY GEORGE
Congrats to... Karen S

CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE MONTH

"Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car." -Stephen Colbert

METRO JOKE du JOUR

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. “We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad." I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

MCCARTY METRO THANKSGIVING LITTLE KNOWN FACTS

THE VERY FIRST TV DINNER WAS THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS

In 1953, someone at Swanson severely overestimated the amount of turkey Americans would consume that Thanksgiving. With 260 tons of frozen birds to get rid of, a company salesman named Gerry Thomas ordered 5,000 aluminum trays, recruited an assembly line of women armed with spatulas and ice-cream scoops and began creating mini-feasts of turkey, corn-bread dressing, peas and sweet potatoes — creating the first-ever TV dinner. Thomas later said he got the idea from neatly packaged airplane food.

YOUR EDITOR'S POLL

THIS MONTH'S QUESTION LAST MONTH'S RESULT

We know Turkey is king on Thanksgiving, but what kind of potatoes do you like with your bird?
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Mashed Potatoes

Baked Potatoes
Sweet Potatoes

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN TREAT?
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More candy bars showed up in our poll than other candy, but the winner by a slight margin was...
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THANKSGIVING IN OZ

WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THAT???
Can You Guess What This Is?

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WTH Is That?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER

 

A BLUE BALLOON
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Congrats to: Brad, Ryan, Lara, Gina, Chiquita

METRO GAS PRICES TO DRIVE FOR

McCARTY METRO GAS
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THIS MONTH'S METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS

Remember... All of our material is submitted from our readers. If you have an article or other submission, send it via email to submit@mccartymetro.com.

Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Rick Farmiloe, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Amanda Raymond, Chris and Bev Rzepka

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