BOB HOPE'S TWEETS FROM HEAVEN

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I'll tell you one thing... February was a wild month.

How about that Meteorite Crashing in Russia? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything come down that wild and fast since Bob McCarty rode a sled down a hill at Rouge Park. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Austin McCarty getting the cops called on him for playing Guitar Hero too loud? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty with anything that Loud since Kelly, Larry, and Steve got their Las Vegas Shirts. Isn’t that something?

How about that McCarty Metro Film Project coming up in April? Isn’t that something? I thought we were done with unsightly film since we started using Joy Dishwashing Detergent. Isn’t that wild? 

How about Chris and Amanda having their new baby boy. Wasn’t that wild? Kelly hasn’t been that happy about a delivery since his Sea Monkey’s came. Isn’t that something?

How about that Margaret McCarty’s having a serious shoulder injury that is keeping her out of work. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a Postal employee in that much Jeopardy since Cliff Clavin. Isn’t that wild?

How about those 2 McCarty weddings coming up? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen McCarty’s hurl that much rice, since Mom McCarty served 5-Day Old Chop Suey. Isn’t that something?

How about that Kelly McCarty not doing anything about his knee pain? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone ignore a big joint problem like that since Snoop Dog. Isn’t that wild?

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