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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA
1. Say what you see

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PETS
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2. Say what you see

HOROBOD

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3. "We were born on the same day of the same year," said Mary. "and we have the same mom and dad," said Jill. "but we're not twins," said Mary. How can this be? Answer
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4. Which is more, seconds in 100 hours or inches in 100 yards? Answer
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5. Complete the series by adding the next number: 0,0,1,2,2,4,3,6,4,? Answer
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6. You have two pencils, a good one and a cheap one. The good one costs $1.00 more than the cheap one. You spend $1.10 for both. How much did the cheap one cost? Answer
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7. In a barn there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the barn? Answer

Q. Each year, thousands of letters arrive in Verona, Italy, requesting romantic advice from what literary character? 


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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

George Harrison and Madonna both wrote memorable lyrics about "living" where, a location where the Police also set a hit song?

A MATERIAL WORLD
Congrats to: Jerry

DID YOU KNOW... that Eric Swan of the Cockroaches can play 25 different instruments, but George Harrison could play 26. He played guitar, sitar, 4-string guitar, bass guitar, arp bass, violin, tamboura, dobro, swordmandel, tabla, organ, piano, moog synthesizer, harmonica, autoharp, glockenspiel, vibraphone, xylophone, claves, African drum, conga drum, tympani, ukulele, mandolin, marimba, and Jal-Tarang (whatever that is).

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
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LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS

 The Special Olympics World Series of Poker
 I thought Elvis left the building.
 Hay!!!   How YOU DOIN????
 Viva Las Dorkos
 Sha-Na-Na: The Later Years
 I see some chaffed nipples in these gentlemen's future
 Ahhh, I see they shop at Ann Taylor.  Nice blouses
 Vegas ... lock up your women
 Apparently they all have a small stack of chips ... if you know what I mean
 The Village People????

 

 

 

 

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METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Who is this month's secret celebrity?

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LAST MONTH'S CELEB

GOLDIE HAWN
Congrats to...Steve O, Jerry, Gina, Ryan, Missy, Kitty, Lance, Eric

CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE MONTH

Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why... boy will you creep him out ... uh, I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son.

YOUR EDITOR'S POLL

THIS MONTH'S QUESTION LAST MONTH'S RESULT

What are your top movies that you HAVE to watch again and again when they are on TV?

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What was the greatest decade(s) for music?
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We had multiple votes on many of the decades listed, but the one with the most votes was...

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WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THAT???
Can You Guess What This Is A Picture Of


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WTH Is That?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER


Kelly's Knee. His torn meniscus before and after the surgery

Congratulations to: Amanda, Austin

THIS MONTH'S METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS

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Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Gina Deakins, Rick Farmiloe, Austin McCarty, Chris McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Amanda Raymond, Mike Wiacek

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