what you see
what you see
born on the same day of the same
year," said Mary. "and we
have the same mom and dad,"
said Jill. "but we're not
twins," said Mary. How can this be? Answer
is more, seconds in 100 hours or inches in
100 yards? Answer
the series by adding the next number:
have two pencils, a good one and a cheap
one. The good one costs $1.00 more than
the cheap one. You spend $1.10 for both.
How much did the cheap one cost? Answer
a barn there are men and horses. In all,
there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many
men and how many horses are in the barn? Answer
George Harrison and Madonna both wrote memorable
lyrics about "living" where, a
location where the Police also set a hit
Congrats to: Jerry
Eric Swan of the Cockroaches can play 25 different
instruments, but George Harrison could play 26. He played
guitar, sitar, 4-string guitar, bass guitar, arp bass,
violin, tamboura, dobro, swordmandel, tabla, organ, piano,
moog synthesizer, harmonica, autoharp, glockenspiel,
vibraphone, xylophone, claves, African drum, conga drum,
tympani, ukulele, mandolin, marimba, and Jal-Tarang
(whatever that is).
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The Special Olympics World Series of Poker
I thought Elvis left the building.
How YOU DOIN????
Viva Las Dorkos
Sha-Na-Na: The Later Years
see some chaffed nipples in these gentlemen's future
I see they shop at Ann Taylor.
... lock up your women
they all have a small stack of chips ... if you know what I
Who is this month's
LAST MONTH'S CELEB
Congrats to...Steve O, Jerry, Gina, Ryan, Missy, Kitty, Lance, Eric
QUOTE OF THE MONTH
[Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and
here's why... boy will you creep him out ...
uh, I can just tell you from last year, uh,
even if they do like chocolate, they don't
want it from their son.
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Kelly's Knee. His torn meniscus before and
after the surgery
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