3. At the Halloween Ball, every wizard brought at least
1 black cat.
The organizers want to know how many cats and wizards attended.
Too bad that the only record they have is a group photo taken as the
man taking the picture tripped, and all it shows is feet and paws.
A ghost flying over the Ball also snapped a photo but it was midnight and all he captured was the total number of eyes, glowing in the dark.
If the photographer counted 196 feet and paws and the ghost tallied 126 eyes, how many wizards and how many black cats were at the Ball?
Answer
LAST
MONTH'S RESULTS
What Best Picture Academy Award winning movie
spun off a hit TV series which lasted
for eight seasons? .
In
The Heat Of The Night
Sorry... No one got it correct
DID
YOU KNOW? Carroll
OConnor wrote several scripts, under the
pseudonym Matt Harris, for the TV show and two
"In the Heat of the Night" movies. He
worked under the pseudonym concerned that his
scripts would not be received well by television
critics.
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny
caption for this picture
Last
Month's Caption Results
I'm too sexy for my cat...
Check out these cool cats HelloHarrah's
!Last
week, we were at the Mirage Casino
and they were really really loud! Sigfried and 'Roids The original Brad Savage & the Cockroaches
included Brad,
Eric Swan and Fluffy. "Take your lion and get outta here.Get me Eric Swan"...
and now you have the rest of the story Ohhh ... look at the pussy
METRO
SECRET CELEBRITIES
Name
our secret celebrities or the creatures from movies they
despise.
Last
Month's Celebrity Results
THE
PROFESSOR AND MARY ANNE
HERE ON GILLIGANS ISLAND
Congratulations to: Jerry M., Booch,
Carolyn C., Larry M.
This
Halloween the most popular mask is
the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part? With a mouth
full of candy you will sound just
like him.
-Conan
O'Brien
One
Halloween night, a long time ago, a little pirate went
up to the door and said, “Trick or Treat!” The woman
came to the door and thought how darn cute he looked, so
she called her husband to see him. “Hank… Come and
see this cute pirate!”
Hank
came to the door and said, “ you are a good looking
pirate… Where are your buccaneers?”
And the
darling cute pirate said, “Under my bucken hat!”
SIGNS
YOU'RE GETTIN
TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN
You ask for high fiber candy only.
People say, "Nice Keith Richards mask!" but
you're not wearing one
Someone drops a big candy bar in your bag,
and you fall over.
You're the only Mummy in the neighborhood with a walker.
At the door you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
You keep having to go back home to go pee!
You choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
You get winded from knocking on the door.
You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER
. The
Eraser Part
Of A Pencil
Congratulations
To:
Karen S., Rockin Rob, Scholl, Ryan
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