THE McCARTY METRO
Under The Basement Steps For 47 Years

May, 2012

BREAKING NEWS
DAN McCARTY
GOLF CLASSIC

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Gather with friends, family, and colleagues for an 18 hole best ball scramble event on Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 at Twin Lakes. $90 a person or $360 per foursome. Golfers receive a round of 18 holes with cart, gifts, access to driving range and putting green, plus lunch with a cash bar, with an awards ceremony presentation and silent auction. Early registration is encouraged as event participation is limited to ensure a 4-hour round. 

For more info, visit our DMGC web page.

METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA CONTEST

1. Say what you see...


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2. Say what you see...


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3. Can you add eight 8's together so they add up to an even 1000? Answer
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4. What occurs four times in every week, twice in every month, only once in a year but never in a day?
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5. 
What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
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6. What does a church have but not the steeple, the pastor have but not the people? Answer

Before 1949, what was the only letter that appeared exactly twice in the iconic "Hollywood" sign? 
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Which 2 judges of The Voice have not been in Super Bowl halftime shows?

Blake Shelton & Adam Levine

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Congratulations to: Lara S, Kathlene, Gina, Margaret

DID YOU KNOW? Before Maroon 5 made it big, Adam Levine worked as a waiter at Johnny Rockets

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

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Last Month's Caption Results

She seems to have lost her mind!
Larry & Amanda at their CPR class in February
Sometimes, they aren't worth saving!
Aaaaa, We can stop now.  Pretty sure he's not gonna make it.
The moral to the story, "Quit while you're ahead"
I don't think you are supposed to press that hard
I'm getting tired. Wanna switch?

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Who is our secret celebrity?

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Last Month's Celebrity Results
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Bono - From The Band U2
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Congratulations to: Larry W, Jerry

SPRING QUOTE...
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

- Robin Williams

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MAY QUESTION

LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

IF THE ELECTION WERE HELD THIS MONTH, WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?

TOP EASTER TREATS
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We had many treats nominated,
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but the most votes were for...
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CHOCOLATE
BUNNIES!

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MY MOM TAUGHT ME...

... about 'anticipation' - Just wait until your father gets home.

... about 'behavior modification.' - Stop acting like your father!

... the 'circle of Life.' - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

... to 'meet a challenge' - What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!

... 'logic' - If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.

... about 'hypocrisy.' - If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!

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McCARTY METRO - SITE OF THE MONTH

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What the H E Double Hockey Sticks Is That?

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ANSWER LAST MONTH

A NUT CRACKER

No One Got It Correct

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OUR MCCARTY METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE
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ED NOTE: All of our Metro writers are also Metro readers. I encourage everyone to submit your work to reply@mccartymetro.com and get published.

YOUR EDITORS: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

THIS MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Poppy Barsotti, Rick Farmiloe, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Megan McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Joy Perkins, Amanda Raymond, Chris Rzepka, Mike Wiacek

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