THE McCARTY
METRO
Under The Basement
Steps For 47 Years
May, 2012
BREAKING
NEWS
DAN McCARTY
GOLF CLASSIC
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Gather with friends, family, and colleagues for an 18 hole best ball scramble
event on Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 at Twin Lakes. $90 a person or $360 per foursome.
Golfers receive a round of 18 holes with cart, gifts, access to driving range and putting green,
plus lunch with a cash bar, with an awards ceremony presentation and silent auction.
Early registration is encouraged as event participation is limited to ensure a 4-hour round.
3.
Can you add eight 8's together so they add up to an even
1000? Answer
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4. What occurs four times in every week, twice in every month, only once in a year but never in a day?
Answer
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5. What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
Answer
6.
What does a church have but not the steeple, the pastor have but not the people?
Answer
LAST
MONTH'S RESULTS
Which 2 judges of The Voice have not been in Super Bowl
halftime shows?
Blake Shelton & Adam
Levine
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Congratulations to: Lara S, Kathlene, Gina, Margaret
DID YOU
KNOW?
Before Maroon 5
made it big, Adam Levine worked as a waiter at Johnny
Rockets
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST Submit an
interesting or
funny caption for this picture
Last Month's
Caption Results
She
seems to have lost her mind! Larry
& Amanda at their CPR class in February
Sometimes, they aren't worth saving! Aaaaa,
We can stop now.Pretty
sure he's not gonna make it. The
moral to the story, "Quit while you're ahead" I
don't think you are supposed to press that hard I'm
getting tired. Wanna switch?
METRO
SECRET CELEBRITY Who is our
secret celebrity?
Last
Month's Celebrity Results
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Bono - From The Band U2
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Congratulations to: Larry W, Jerry
SPRING
QUOTE...
. Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
- Robin Williams
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MY MOM TAUGHT ME...
... about 'anticipation' - Just wait until your father gets home.
... about 'behavior modification.' - Stop acting like your father!
... the 'circle of Life.' - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
... to 'meet a challenge' - What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!
... 'logic' - If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.
... about 'hypocrisy.' - If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!
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