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GOLF CLASSIC

Gather with friends, family, and colleagues for an 18 hole best ball scramble event on Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 at Twin Lakes. $90 a person or $360 per foursome. Golfers receive a round of 18 holes with cart, gifts, access to driving range and putting green, plus lunch with a cash bar, with an awards ceremony presentation and silent auction. Early registration is encouraged as event participation is limited to ensure a 4-hour round.
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METRO QUIK PUZZLES

METRO TRIVIA CONTEST

1. Say what you see...

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2. Say what you see...

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3. My brother started out from Boston, and I started out from New York, to meet in New Haven for lunch. When we met in New Haven, which of us was farther from Boston? Answer
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4. In this type of verse, "first" and "second" and so on refer to the individual letters of a word. Find the correct letter for each definition or explanation, and make the word.

My first is in sugar but not in tea
My second in swim but not in sea
My third in apple and also pear
My fourth in ring and also hare
My last in ten but not in herd
My whole a very complimentary word. Answer

Current President Obama and vice president Biden both have the same number of letters in their last name. Who was President the last time this happened?
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Before 1949, what was the only letter that appeared exactly twice in the iconic "Hollywood" sign?

THE LETTER "D"

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Congratulations to: Jerry, Matt

DID YOU KNOW? The Hollywood sign is located on the south side of Mount Lee in Griffith Park and is 45' tall.

METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

Last Month's Caption Results

Oh no! It's a bait car
I just got a text from Kelly that the new McCarty Metro is on-line. AAAAAHHHH!
Just singin' along to the car radio: Captain Video
The complimentary peppers are HOT!!!
I thought I could nap while cruise control was on
Following their GPS, Gina and Larry drive into the Grand Canyon
Going through a car wash is PHUNNNN!!!
Driving with Larry to Cedar Point is scarier than most of the rides at Cedar Point.
Larry and Gina find out the Po’ Folks Restaurant is closed

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
What group did our secret celebrities belong to?

Last Month's Celebrity Results
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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
Steven Tyler
From The Band Aerosmith
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Congratulations to: Steve, Jerry

GOLF QUOTE...
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"It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." - Hank Aaron

JUNE QUESTION

LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Of The 4 Major Professional Sports Leagues, Which Is Your Favorite?
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MLB	NHL	NFL	NBA

NEXT PRESIDENT .
We had many many votes cast .
but the winner by a 74-9 margin was... . MITT ROMNEY

	*- AN ETHICAL DILEMMA*
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What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin.Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!". The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma: Do you pull the cheating bastard’s ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?.

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Your Name:
What the H E Double Hockey Sticks Is That?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER

Bert's
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Congrats to: Steve, Lance, Rob, Robby, Matt, Larry W,

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OUR MCCARTY METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE
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ED NOTE: All of our Metro writers are also Metro readers. Submit your articles to reply@mccartymetro.com.

YOUR EDITORS: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

THIS MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Rick Farmiloe, Kathy Harris, Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Amanda Raymond, Beverly Rzepka, Chris Rzepka, Larry Wendt

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