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3. There are 2 sons and 2 dads and 3 apples. Each gets their very own apple. How is that possible? Answer
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4. Railroad crossing,
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5. I am not a king, I am not a queen, but most of you will bow when I'm seen. Currently I am resting on my side, but soon I will continue my stride. I can't walk, run, fly or crawl, yet, I am the greatest traveler of all. Answer

In the 2016 Summer Olympics,
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS
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 What Christmas movie showcased over 50,000 lights, over 8000 ornaments, and about 2000 candy canes?
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas

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Congrats to: Booch, Dan, Gina, Eric, Lake

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DID YOU KNOW?
The Jim Carrey movie won the Razzie Award in 2000 for Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel

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Bill just touched her a little bit!
 Bill doesn't share his 'little' secret with anyone
 From this angle right here, it looks like I'm squishing Brad Savage's head
 How much do I actually know about foreign policy?
 Little Willie Willie Won't Go Home
Bill's cigars are that big
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Last Month's Celebrity Results
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Russell Brand
Get Him To The Greek
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METRO QUOTE OF THE MONTH

"I love Valentine's Day! When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!"
-Mike Birbiglia

YOUR EDITOR'S MONTHLY POLL
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FEBRUARY QUESTION

LAST MONTH'S POLL

IN HONOR OF PRESIDENTS DAY...
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In order, name your top 3 presidents of all time.
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YOUR TOP XMAS GIFTS AS A KID

Etch-a-Sketch, Midge doll, snow cone machine, Colorforms, race car track, bicycle, skates, helicopter, EZ Bake Oven, dress-up dolls, Game Boy, Hot Wheels, Rockem Sockem Robots, Furby, Super Nintendo, WWF wrestlers, 

A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.'

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