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SAY
WHAT
YOU SEE
GOD
1 n@tion
Answer
2. SAY
WHAT
YOU SEE
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Answer
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3.
The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
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4.
I have seven letters. The first two stand for a boy. The first three stand for a girl. The first four stand for a brave boy. But all of my letters stand for a brave girl. What word am I?
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What do the following words have in common?
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FAST
STRIKE
BILL
QUANTUM
SANCTION
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LAST MONTH'S
RESULTS
What TV series appropriately had episodes such
as Tests & Breasts, Looks & Books and
Noshing & Moshing?
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FREAKS
& GEEKS
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Congrats to: Jer
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DID YOU
KNOW?
The pilot of Freaks &
Geeks was filmed in an actual school, and after the show was picked up, school sets were built that matched the original school almost exactly, and the rest of the series was filmed on these sets.
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METRO
JOKE Du JOUR
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day. As they walk,
they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place !," said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar ! in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he
returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the heck is Obama?" asked Pinocchio. |
METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an
interesting or
funny caption for this picture
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METRO
SECRET CELEBRITY
Who Is Our
Secret Celebrity?
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Last
Month's Celebrity Results
Name the popular
TV show these 2 played brother & sister.
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Little Siblings
Chris & Tracy Partridge from
"The
Partridge Family"
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Congratulations to: Jer
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QUOTABLE...
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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. ~Edgar W. Howe
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VALENCIA
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
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An
Old Fashioned Juicer
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No One Got It Correct
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OUR MCCARTY METRO
WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE
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and get published.
YOUR EDITORS:
Kelly & Margaret McCarty
THIS
MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Rick Farmiloe, Jerry McCarty, Kelly
McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Amanda Raymond
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