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September 2011 Edition

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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA CONTEST

1. SAY WHAT
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GOD
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2. SAY WHAT
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3. The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it? Answer


4. I have seven letters. The first two stand for a boy. The first three stand for a girl. The first four stand for a brave boy. But all of my letters stand for a brave girl. What word am I? Answer


5. What do the following words have in common?
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FAST
STRIKE
BILL
QUANTUM
SANCTION

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Q. Who's the only person to have appeared on the face of US paper money who could not run for president? 
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

What TV series appropriately had episodes such as Tests & Breasts, Looks & Books and Noshing & Moshing?
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FREAKS & GEEKS
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Congrats to: Jer


DID YOU KNOW?
The pilot of Freaks & Geeks was filmed in an actual school, and after the show was picked up, school sets were built that matched the original school almost exactly, and the rest of the series was filmed on these sets. 

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METRO JOKE Du JOUR
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place !," said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar ! in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the heck is Obama?" asked Pinocchio. 

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

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Last Month's Caption Results

Hold this while I change my diaper
Kid: "Sigh, I hate these games of Sumo Rock Em Sock Em Robots."
Are you sure this is a mirror?
First baby to the second baby... "I get my diapers the same place that my dad gets his."
Nice appetizers, but when do our entrees arrive?
Baby 1: What a waste of Large Breasts 
Baby 2: Tell me about it, mine was as dry as a doorknob
Next on Japanese 80ís Band Tribute: Baby Loverboy

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Who Is Our Secret Celebrity?

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Last Month's Celebrity Results
Name the popular TV show these 2 played brother & sister.

Little Siblings Chris & Tracy Partridge from
"The Partridge Family"

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Congratulations to: Jer
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QUOTABLE...  
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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. ~Edgar W. Howe

YOUR EDITOR'S MONTHLY POLL
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THIS MONTH'S QUESTION

LAST MONTH

In honor of seeing former Beatle, Paul McCartney, in concert at Comerica Park in Detroit this past month...
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What are your 3 favorite Paul McCartney songs of all-time?
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DID YOU BUY FIREWORKS FOR THE 4TH OF JULY?

YES NO
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VALENCIA

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What the H E Double Hockey Sticks Is That

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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
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An Old Fashioned Juicer

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No One Got It Correct

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OUR MCCARTY METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE
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ED NOTE: All of our Metro writers are also Metro readers. I encourage everyone to submit your work to reply@mccartymetro.com and get published.

YOUR EDITORS: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

THIS MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Rick Farmiloe, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Amanda Raymond

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