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REGISTER TODAY FOR THE 16TH ANNUAL DAN MCCARTY GOLF CLASSIC
TO BENEFIT THE LUPUS ALLIANCE OF MICHIGAN BEING HELD ON JUNE 4TH AT TWIN
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METRO
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SAY
WHAT
YOU SEE
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Answer
2.
SAY
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Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee.
Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
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4.
A simple 3 letter word has been taken out of each of the
following words. Can you figure it out?
___tina
de___ter
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Q. What
2 Hall of Fame baseball players were diagnosed with the
Lou Gehrig's disease prior to their deaths?
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LAST MONTH'S
RESULTS
Q. What is the
only day of the
week that has an anagram?
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Monday
/ Dynamo
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Congrats to: Gina, Gwenda, Jerry,
Epic Fail Guy
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DID YOU
KNOW ... Monday
is the least rainy day of the week on the
east coast. Some believe it’s due to
manmade pollution subsiding over the
weekend.
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an
interesting or
funny caption for this pictureLast Month's
Caption Results
Mmmm...minty fresh!
Yes this is definitely sweet pea
Uh
oh, someone's deodorant isn't working
I
FOUND THE WET DOG SMELL!!!
My
mothers blood type was B and my fathers was O
Testing
a new deodorant called "Never Showers"
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METRO
SECRET CELEBRITY
Name
our secret celebrity.
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Last
Month's Celebrity Results
What
do these 5 secret celebrities have in common.
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They
all won golden tickets. They are the kids from Willy Wonka &
The Chocolate Factory
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NO ONE GOT IT CORRECT
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QUOTABLE... In
the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds
of weather inside of 24 hours. -Mark Twain
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YOUR
EDITOR'S MONTHLY POLL
In honor of Mother's Day, the McCarty Metro realizes that
becoming a mom changes everything. But motherhood also changes
with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third
child differs from having your first:
Your Clothes -
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your
OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.
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The Baby's Name -
1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing
and writing combinations of all your favorites.
2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt
Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where
your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect!
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Preparing for the Birth -
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that
last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
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The Layette -
1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate
them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and
discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries -
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a
frown - you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten
to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the
mechanical swing.
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Activities -
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby
Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and
the dry cleaner.
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Going Out -
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a
sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you
remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call
only if she sees blood.
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1st baby: You
spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be
sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or
hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding
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MAY
SPONSOR - MOTHERS
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
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An 18th
Century
Tobacco Smoke Enema
Used to
infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various
medical conditions. Congrats to Randy and Gwenda
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OUR MCCARTY METRO
WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE
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ED NOTE: All of our
Metro writers are also Metro readers. I encourage everyone to submit your work to reply@mccartymetro.com
and get published.
YOUR EDITORS:
Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty
THIS
MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Mike
Borelli, Rick Farmiloe, Amanda McCarty, Chris McCarty, Jerry McCarty,
Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty,
Mike McCarty,
Gwenda Perez, Joy Perkins, Chuck Pottenger,
Amanda Raymond, Denise Sidor, Ben Toner,
Donovan Webster
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