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REGISTER TODAY FOR THE 16TH ANNUAL DAN MCCARTY GOLF CLASSIC TO BENEFIT THE LUPUS ALLIANCE OF MICHIGAN BEING HELD ON JUNE 4TH AT TWIN LAKES GOLF CLUB. INFORMATION IS ON OUR NEWS PAGE.

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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA CONTEST

1. SAY WHAT
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2. SAY WHAT
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3. George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda? 

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4. A simple 3 letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?

___tina
de___ter
___cel
chi___ery

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Q. What 2 Hall of Fame baseball players were diagnosed with the Lou Gehrig's disease prior to their deaths? 

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Q. What is the only day of the
week that has an anagram?
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Monday / Dynamo
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Congrats to: Gina, Gwenda, Jerry,
Epic Fail Guy
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DID YOU KNOW ... Monday is the least rainy day of the week on the east coast. Some believe itís due to manmade pollution subsiding over the weekend.

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

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Last Month's Caption Results

Mmmm...minty fresh!
Yes this is definitely sweet pea
 Uh oh, someone's deodorant isn't working
 I FOUND THE WET DOG SMELL!!!
 My mothers blood type was B and my fathers was O
 Testing a new deodorant called "Never Showers"

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Name our secret celebrity.
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Last Month's Celebrity Results
What do these 5 secret celebrities have in common.

They all won golden tickets. They are the kids from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
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NO ONE GOT IT CORRECT
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QUOTABLE... In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. -Mark Twain

YOUR EDITOR'S MONTHLY POLL

THIS MONTH'S QUESTION

What are your top 3 (in order)
TV game shows of all time?

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Our readers top SNL comedians with votes

Will Farrell - 17
Chris Farley - 11
Bill Murray - 9
Gilda Radner - 6
Phil Hartman - 5
John Belushi - 5
Dan Ackroyd - 5
Eddie Murphy - 5
Steve Martin - 2
Chevy Chase - 1
Billy Chrystal - 1
Christopher Walken - 1
Andy Samberg - 1

In honor of Mother's Day, the McCarty Metro realizes that becoming a mom changes everything. But motherhood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:

Your Clothes -
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.
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The Baby's Name -
1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect!
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Preparing for the Birth -
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
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The Layette -
1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries -
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Activities -
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out -
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home -

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

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MAY SPONSOR - MOTHERS

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Your Name: 

What the H E Double Hockey Sticks Is That?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
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An 18th Century
Tobacco Smoke Enema

Used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical conditions. Congrats to Randy and Gwenda

OUR MCCARTY METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE

ED NOTE: All of our Metro writers are also Metro readers. I encourage everyone to submit your work to reply@mccartymetro.com and get published.

YOUR EDITORS: Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty

THIS MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Mike Borelli, Rick Farmiloe, Amanda McCarty, Chris McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Joy Perkins, Chuck Pottenger, Amanda Raymond, Denise Sidor, Ben Toner, Donovan Webster

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