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This is Bob “Home for the Holidays” Hope and I want to tell you ladies and Gentlemen it has been a wild and wacky Holiday Season.
How about that new Justin Bieber Christmas Song “Imma be kissin’ you under the Mistletoe Shawtay”. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen any white guy try so hard to talk black since Danny McCarty told the usher at Tiger Stadium, “Ain’t no
shoot, Blood.” Isn’t that something?
How about that Larry and Gina going wine tasting in San Francisco? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone from Tennessee enjoy wine that much since Granny stopped making her “Room-a-tiz Medicine”. Isn’t that wild?
Did you hear about Rick’s Martini Bar being picked up by 4 Radio Stations? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t heard anything that interesting on the radio since the last test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Isn’t that something?
How about that Amanda McCarty being Manager at Victoria Secret? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone make it that big in underwear retail since Kelly McCarty bought a Double XL pair of underpants. Isn’t that wild?
How about Kathlene McCarty waiting in line six hours for the Twilight Breaking Dawn Movie? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen adults wait in line to see a pasty white guy since the Michael Jackson Funeral. Isn’t that something?
Did you hear about that Grand Rapids Press going to home delivery only 3 days a week? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen delivery of a newspaper only 3 days a week, since Larry McCarty quit his paper route. Isn’t that wild?
And, how about that Evan McCarty having a Hip Hop Dance Crew performance? Wasn’t that something? I have seen 6th Grade Boys that jumpy since Jerry Sandusky left Penn State? Isn’t that wild?
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