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There's a land where there are books but no libraries. Mommies and daddies but no babies. Lollipops but no candy.  Mirrors but no reflections. Kittens but no cats. Cattle but no cows.  and trees but no forests. It's the land of what? Answer

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What 3 letter word can be placed before all the words in this list, to make 5 new words? fish, skills, tail, walk? Answer

Q. What tv show was the first to air the word "hell" on the airwaves?

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DID YOU KNOW: Donkeys kill more people each year than planecrashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)

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Why do you always choose rock in Rock/Paper/Scissors?
Yep, men, this is a rock and a soft place.
I was sitting next to my wife on the couch and I knew something happened because she finally shut up.
You know you're a redneck if 3 guys with funny hats come to your house and don't notice your new Blue Laz-E-Boy
Remind me never to play Rock, Paper, Recliner any more.

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STEPHANIE COURTNEY AS THE NEWS REPORTER IN BLADES OF GLORY, AND AS FLO THE PROGRESSIVE CAR INSURANCE LADY FROM THE COMMERCIALS

SORRY, NO ONE GUESSED STEPHANIE

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Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.........

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.

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