This is Bob “Happy Thanksgiving” Hope and I want to tell you, Ladies and Gentlemen, those McCartys have got so much wild and wacky stuff to be thankful for.

How about that Dennis Devine from Sussex making a new horror movie. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that gross of a film since Chuckie Brown smiled. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Jerry McCarty doing a Pod Cast with former neighbor and Horror movie director Dennis Devine? Jerry was so polite during the interview. I asked him why, and he said that Dennis wanted to recollect some memories from his childhood and he had a Louisville Slugger sitting next to him. Isn't that wild?

How about that Michael and Karen having a romantic getaway on Mackinac Island. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen any wife so thankful to get off an island since Lovey Howell. Isn’t that wild?

And how abut that Larry McCarty going for a Hot Air Balloon ride? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty get that high since Jerry & Kelly got a contact buzz at the Olympia Stadium Kiss Concert. Isn’t that something?

How about that Jean McCarty going back to work at St. Michaels Rectory. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a Catholic priest that excited since Fr. Dohring got a double shipment of communion wine. Isn’t that wild?

How about those Chilean Miners being rescued? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anybody so happy to get above ground, since Uncle Tommy moved out of the Schmelzer’s basement on Parker Street. Isn’t that something?

And speaking of the miners, how about that rescue itself. All those people going through that small opening. Wasn't that something? It almost reminded me of the time the big brothers tried to shove Steve through the clothes chute on Sussex. Isn't that wild?

Did you see those pictures of Nicole Kidman with gray hair on TMZ? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that much Curly Gray Hair since the last text message I got from Brett Favre. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino getting voted off Dancing with the Stars. Wasn't that something? I normally don't look at abs, but I haven't seen anything that flat since Dan McCarty got off his Mom's hair cutting chair with a butch cut. Isn't that wild?

Happy Thanksgiving Ladies & Gentlemen!

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